if you really wanna impress someone... write their full name on the side of the police station
Don't hate Taiko. You have absolutely everything in common.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Who's the hipster now, huh?Is that John Waters? AWESOME.
She's damned cute, she's got freckles, she's got pretty toes and she's substantive (read: not so stick thin I'd be afraid of breaking parts of you off).And your wicked sense of humor doesn't hurt either.