Meh; I don't "date" ...
... I'm either using you for sex, or I'm with you

... dating is for suckers

current though? I need some. bad.

Dave can give it to you badly.

nah, got somebody else lined up. fingers crossed it aint bad. lol

Seriously, any of us can give it to you badly... except Si. He doesn't do much of anything badly.

Pssh, I do plenty of things badly. Just not sex.

However, Si is bad at trying to do sex badly.

Dammit, you beat me to it ...
^5 ...

http://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o?hd=1

some days I wonder what it's like to have a penis.

Spifftasticular ...

Stifftasticular ... I would think.

Same difference ...

only in subtraction

... still counts

so does masturbation if you love yourself, or you got yourself drunk first

I have to admit, I get myself drunk first. I certainly don't love myself at this time.

But I don't hate myself either, I'm sort of ambivalent.

Oh and useless.

Some hookers take cans and bottles, bro ...

Well I've got plenty of bottles.

Since my truck has been broke down all summer I've been bringing them in a few at a time on my mt bike and they are really starting to pile up since I had no easy way to take them in for recycle.

Now that my old Falcon is back on the road maybe I'll take em in Monday.

Well I've got plenty of bottles.

Since my truck has been broke down all summer I've been bringing them in a few at a time on my mt bike and they are really starting to pile up since I had no easy way to take them in for recycle.

Now that my old Falcon is back on the road maybe I'll take em in Monday.

This totally counts as a CST post....  recycling hookers. Wiat, ALL hookers are recycled.....

Fair'nuff ...

Oh. My. Gosh.
I met a girl.
This isn't something I'm going public (FB) with.
There are sparks and tingles and flutters.

It happened a few weeks ago.

She works at another location, and brings supplies over now and then when we are out.

I don't even have to investigate, her jeep has a phat rainbow sticker, just like the bracelet she always wears

You dive in yet; if not, are you gonna?

Is it "sexting" if both parties end up not typing for a bit cuz they need to get off?
If so, then I just got done sexting with B , but I can't find my lighter to enjoy a post orgasm cig.

*edit: yay! I found the lighter. It was at the bottom of my purse*

is it an issue when you ahve sex thoughts every ten min but only have sex maybe every few months?

CST: I need to have more fights with Zach about laundry. My legs are still shaking

is it an issue when you ahve sex thoughts every ten min but only have sex maybe every few months?

The first part, yes; the second depends upon WHY you only have it every few months ...

Try every few years and then get back to me.

I've never had to deal what that, man ...

I never did either until the separation. Now it's just a fact of life.

I mean sure, I could hit some of the hookers or wherever, but I've never used a hooker in my life, ... why start now.

Well, Dave an I know of a hooker. She's pretty cheap.  All she ask for is enouugh for her meth.