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Current SEX thoughts(Read 494498 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3240 on: October 25, 2012, 03:21:37 PM
"A dozen roses" ...
But she'll take "half a dozen" ...
... she's a really bad haggler
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3241 on: October 25, 2012, 09:54:55 PM
No doubt.
Funniest thing. That one friend of mine who has been clean 11 yrs who helped us figure out that time thing sent me a text today:

"You will never guess who I am going to be coworkers with starting Monday"

Oh yes. Tunrs out they are temps at the same agency.

This could get fun :)



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3242 on: October 26, 2012, 05:51:50 PM
* Thrash laughs *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3243 on: October 26, 2012, 07:12:40 PM
Workplace nudes?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3244 on: October 27, 2012, 03:11:42 AM
Sorta ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3245 on: October 27, 2012, 07:26:27 AM
The texts on the phone show that she started sending pussy shots to her coworker during the workday to his work cell.
Like, starting a week after she started there.

Classy amiright?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3246 on: October 29, 2012, 05:19:26 PM
Yeah ...
Heh ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3247 on: October 31, 2012, 07:10:41 AM
A guy I was talking to for a minute told me he would never like anything inserted into his ass during sex.
I asked, "what about Not during sex?"
He said, "Its just uncomfortable. I don't think I would like it."
Some random passerby said, "Hogwash! You need a tractor in your ass!"

Just totally reminded me of Dave.

Then Zoomie, and I realized how short life is and wish I could right all the wrongs in the world.

*sigh*
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3248 on: October 31, 2012, 11:21:32 AM
Yeah ...
Me too ...
... and I know where I'd start
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3249 on: October 31, 2012, 03:14:34 PM
I know where I'd start second. First was with my kids, and I keep making it right with them. Second, well, he knows who he is. Then I'd get right with God. (just kidding, I'm pagan. I'd have to add an 's' to that, but I'm already right.)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3250 on: October 31, 2012, 10:29:25 PM
Yep
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3251 on: November 01, 2012, 04:21:33 AM
CST:  I watched a 16 y/o tranny cum over video chat on Skype yesterday.  I feel dirty and illegal now.

It's amazing how a teenage boy can look so much like a stunning female.  Fuckin' trickster trannies, man.  Hmmm. 
*shrugs*



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3252 on: November 01, 2012, 08:26:14 PM
DAVE: I haven't gone diving yet..... But I'm sure I've made it to that space between home plate and first base because she giggled last time she brought over some boxes of forks!!! 
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3253 on: November 02, 2012, 12:45:40 AM
Try asking her out ...
... or letting her know it's ok for her to ask you
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3254 on: November 04, 2012, 03:43:40 PM
OMG you mean speak to her???

Just kidding. I'm actually going to a book store with her next Friday. :D
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3255 on: November 05, 2012, 02:28:55 AM
What kind of bookstore?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3256 on: November 06, 2012, 11:41:26 AM
A local occult book store. So, not only am I excited, I'm EXCITED . :)
Coffee shops and book stores are pornographic for me. Just ask Zoomie.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3257 on: November 06, 2012, 02:14:01 PM
A local occult book store. So, not only am I excited, I'm EXCITED . :)
Coffee shops and book stores are pornographic for me. Just ask Zoomie.

What about those coffee shops that are also bookstores?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3258 on: November 06, 2012, 02:26:15 PM
A local occult book store. So, not only am I excited, I'm EXCITED . :)
Coffee shops and book stores are pornographic for me. Just ask Zoomie.

What about those coffee shops that are also bookstores?

That also sell sex toys?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3259 on: November 06, 2012, 04:27:34 PM
I think I may have a speech problem if I were to walk into a store like That. I would stutter and drool, I'm sure.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3260 on: November 07, 2012, 07:22:19 AM
There is a sex shop inside the terminal in Cologne-Bonn airport.

So if you are ever there and need some toys to help you get through a flight, you're sorted.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3261 on: November 07, 2012, 01:59:59 PM
Zach's friend runs a coffeeshop/comic book store.
I should suggest he start selling sex toys too.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3262 on: November 08, 2012, 02:49:27 AM
Just; YES ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3263 on: November 08, 2012, 04:39:31 AM
OMG I just remembered that they moved the shop to Beaver Ave!

It is almost too perfect!

If anyone cares, here's their site. I'm all about promoting cool independant business.

http://www.cupokryptonite.com



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3264 on: November 08, 2012, 08:46:17 AM
The only people they will attract with that scheme is Justins Beaver.

Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3265 on: November 08, 2012, 03:35:09 PM
Zach's friend runs a coffeeshop/comic book store.
I should suggest he start selling sex toys too.
Just; YES ...
The only people they will attract with that scheme is Justins Beaver.


And Me. Yep.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3266 on: November 08, 2012, 03:36:47 PM
^5
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3267 on: November 08, 2012, 03:40:46 PM
CST:

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3268 on: November 08, 2012, 04:28:08 PM
Uhm, fuck your boobs?

Oh, do you do anal yet?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3269 on: November 08, 2012, 09:42:17 PM
Damit. I like you girl.
Stop making me feel this way.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.