"A dozen roses" ...
But she'll take "half a dozen" ...
... she's a really bad haggler

No doubt.
Funniest thing. That one friend of mine who has been clean 11 yrs who helped us figure out that time thing sent me a text today:

"You will never guess who I am going to be coworkers with starting Monday"

Oh yes. Tunrs out they are temps at the same agency.

This could get fun

* Thrash laughs *

Workplace nudes?

Sorta ...

The texts on the phone show that she started sending pussy shots to her coworker during the workday to his work cell.
Like, starting a week after she started there.

Classy amiright?

Yeah ...
Heh ....

A guy I was talking to for a minute told me he would never like anything inserted into his ass during sex.
I asked, "what about Not during sex?"
He said, "Its just uncomfortable. I don't think I would like it."
Some random passerby said, "Hogwash! You need a tractor in your ass!"

Just totally reminded me of Dave.

Then Zoomie, and I realized how short life is and wish I could right all the wrongs in the world.

*sigh*

Yeah ...
Me too ...
... and I know where I'd start

I know where I'd start second. First was with my kids, and I keep making it right with them. Second, well, he knows who he is. Then I'd get right with God. (just kidding, I'm pagan. I'd have to add an 's' to that, but I'm already right.)

Yep

CST:  I watched a 16 y/o tranny cum over video chat on Skype yesterday.  I feel dirty and illegal now.

It's amazing how a teenage boy can look so much like a stunning female.  Fuckin' trickster trannies, man.  Hmmm. 
*shrugs*

DAVE: I haven't gone diving yet..... But I'm sure I've made it to that space between home plate and first base because she giggled last time she brought over some boxes of forks!!! 

Try asking her out ...
... or letting her know it's ok for her to ask you

OMG you mean speak to her???

Just kidding. I'm actually going to a book store with her next Friday.

What kind of bookstore?

A local occult book store. So, not only am I excited, I'm EXCITED .
Coffee shops and book stores are pornographic for me. Just ask Zoomie.

A local occult book store. So, not only am I excited, I'm EXCITED .
Coffee shops and book stores are pornographic for me. Just ask Zoomie.

What about those coffee shops that are also bookstores?

A local occult book store. So, not only am I excited, I'm EXCITED .
Coffee shops and book stores are pornographic for me. Just ask Zoomie.

What about those coffee shops that are also bookstores?

That also sell sex toys?

I think I may have a speech problem if I were to walk into a store like That. I would stutter and drool, I'm sure.

There is a sex shop inside the terminal in Cologne-Bonn airport.

So if you are ever there and need some toys to help you get through a flight, you're sorted.

Zach's friend runs a coffeeshop/comic book store.
I should suggest he start selling sex toys too.

Just; YES ...

OMG I just remembered that they moved the shop to Beaver Ave!

It is almost too perfect!

If anyone cares, here's their site. I'm all about promoting cool independant business.

http://www.cupokryptonite.com

The only people they will attract with that scheme is Justins Beaver.

Zach's friend runs a coffeeshop/comic book store.
I should suggest he start selling sex toys too.

Just; YES ...

The only people they will attract with that scheme is Justins Beaver.

And Me. Yep.

^5

CST:

Uhm, fuck your boobs?

Oh, do you do anal yet?

Damit. I like you girl.
Stop making me feel this way.