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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1860 on: November 05, 2009, 12:21:14 AM
CT:

my husband is never getting off the phone so i am going to bed by myself to rub one out. good night, folks.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1861 on: November 05, 2009, 12:29:06 AM
Thanks for the visual...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1862 on: November 05, 2009, 07:27:29 AM
I have ....
Nevermind ...

CST: The random girl I had over last night (interesting story) fucked me, like, 5 or so times last night ...
(it's why I'm still awake now; I just dropped her off at her house so she could go to work)
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1863 on: November 05, 2009, 07:43:45 AM
So you just laid there ?
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1864 on: November 05, 2009, 10:38:33 AM
Quote from: banal on November 05, 2009, 07:43:45 AM
So you just laid there ?

Crying. Yes.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1865 on: November 05, 2009, 10:58:52 AM
hahaha
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1866 on: November 05, 2009, 02:37:26 PM
That sounds about right; yes ...

It's how I roll ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1867 on: November 08, 2009, 09:51:12 AM
CST-  I went to Japan and got panda faced, and then I come home and get panda faced.  I'm an international home wrecker!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1868 on: November 10, 2009, 04:39:28 AM
I can't be bothered to find the quote (I believe it was Thrash who said it) but whoever it was, I now completely understand "it should only get better". I spent time last night and tonight over at my girlfriend's house, and we were both left speechless. I have an awesome set of gouges on my back that I got when she grabbed me in a vice grip as I made her quiver and shiver.

 ;D

Life is good.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1869 on: November 10, 2009, 07:23:53 AM
So that wireless thing was a success?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1870 on: November 10, 2009, 07:30:08 AM
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1871 on: November 10, 2009, 07:38:23 AM
I know! hahaha... girlfriend...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1872 on: November 10, 2009, 12:18:12 PM
Was he talking about Luke when he said his girlfriend?

Is that why he refuses to tell us who his CL fuck is?
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1873 on: November 10, 2009, 08:42:05 PM
Damn you ladies are just jealous you didn't climb aboard the Kyle Meat Train when it was idling in the station.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1874 on: November 10, 2009, 11:53:44 PM
doesn't a train usually have more than one car on it?
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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1875 on: November 11, 2009, 12:21:57 AM
Quote from: Maxillius on November 10, 2009, 11:53:44 PM
doesn't a train usually have more than one car on it?

The bagtrain has two.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2009, 12:22:25 AM by taiko »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1876 on: November 11, 2009, 10:20:45 AM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1877 on: November 13, 2009, 09:27:02 PM
Fucked the new neighbor girl last night and this morning ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1878 on: November 13, 2009, 10:23:53 PM
did you get your opthamologist to clear that first?
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1879 on: November 13, 2009, 10:44:58 PM
No, wiseass ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1880 on: November 14, 2009, 12:04:32 AM
despite my ribbings,
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1881 on: November 14, 2009, 12:25:21 AM
heh... ribbing
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1882 on: November 14, 2009, 12:32:03 AM
I need to buy that shirt to give out to people ...
... especially muh hos!

And, yes ...

... as well

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1883 on: November 14, 2009, 08:24:07 PM
I completed my goal of having sex with brothers.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1884 on: November 15, 2009, 11:09:45 AM
At the same time?

I thought you'd done the brothers thing before otherwise ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1885 on: November 15, 2009, 01:18:15 PM
No.  I'm a failure.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1886 on: November 15, 2009, 06:24:35 PM
Wait, we're talking at at the same time, I'm assuming ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1887 on: November 15, 2009, 08:07:31 PM
really? I checked sisters off the list ages ago
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1888 on: November 15, 2009, 09:40:28 PM
But at the same time?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1889 on: November 15, 2009, 10:49:25 PM
a guy cant fuck two girls at the same time. unless they spitroasted him with strapons, which is entirely possible.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

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