my fuckhole is coming over at 8! i hope he's prepared to rock my lovestick. then i'll cover his face in baby batter. NOT IN THE FACE!

this post gets my (mushroom) stamp of approval.

CT: I finally got some from the wife. It was... Meh. I think I only even got laid because our kid went to one of the grandmother`s this weekend. I think the time may be approaching. He doesn`t leave again until Spring Break.

I got nothing in the way of "having her and all of her friends riding up and down on my cock" like bagman suggested, but the good vibes continue.

That's ok. Bagman had three Japanes Paris Hiltons basically in the palm of his hand but he didn't make a move to eat their sushi anyways.

CST: I could use some.

CST-  I had sex this morning and started to bleed a little.  I didn't bleed anymore after that.  What the fuck?! WHY?!?!

Maybe you've worn your walls down a tad too much ....

CT-  Aasim seems to think I am pregnant with my ex fiance's kid.  My period is late.  I'm buying a test tomorrow.

I was called a "sex maniac" this morning by my girlfriend hahaha.

Also, last night she donned her schoolgirl skirt outfit and we role played. I dove right into it and had my game face on, and getting into a teacher character just flowed so easily to me. I wasn't awkward in what I said and how I acted, and she loved it. She on the other hand, kept hesitating and thinking about what to say while trying to fulfill her role. Hmm I wonder if this is a sign I should try acting? Haha she did have a funny line about how instead of taking notes in class she was drawing pictures of my (the teacher's) cock.

I will be sexless for a week. She's heading down to her folks' place Tuesday through probably next Sat or Sunday for Crapsgiving. This pandaface is sad

W3rd ...

Well, last night was fun. THIS PUSSY IS RAW!

I took a pregnancy test and it was negative.  YAY!  Now back to sexy time.

I am so bored with life when I am not having sex. I already masturbated and it just feels so empty while stroking myself off. Tricky, let's cyber. That's not cheating right?

say no to cybering, too.

My period started.  I have no idea why guys think you would want to blow them when you have horrible cramps and are super tired.  Fucking retards.

If the river runs red, head down the dirt road.

I can't because all the nerves are connected down there.  If you have cramps in your vagina area they only get intensified when you shove something in your asshole area.  I learned the the hard way through having months of "unexplained" pelvic pain.  Sexperimentation has led me to conclude that you can have anal on the rag as long you have no cramps.  Now I am off to go for a run near the local highschool as the young boys get out for holiday.

Sasha,



Also, I was just thinking. My girlfriend hasn't had cramps (or at least hasn't mentioned to me), been irritable, or even had any outward sides of pms at all that I can tell in the past 7 months of knowing her. She's been on birth control for most of that time. Does birth control dampen these things? In fact the first time I have experienced her being irritable was last weekend after I vomited in her sink. What a terrible mistake: Taco Cabana Chicken Fajita tacos + big class of Whole Milk and 15 or so milk-dipped Oreos + Jim Beam Red Stag (terrible stuff). I wasn't even close to being drunk, and was brushing my teeth in her bathroom when all of a sudden VOMIT. Anyway she was irritated by the fact that I told her about it in detail.

So do some women just not experience time-of-the-month issues, or is it the birth control?

Does birth control dampen these things?

It can.

Anyway she was irritated by the fact that I told her about it in detail.

Who wouldn't be?

So do some women just not experience time-of-the-month issues, or is it the birth control?

Both/either.

word to the unwise (kyle), don't brag to other men that your girlfriend doesn't turn into a raving ghoul one week in four. PMS is for men to bitch about, not brag. this is written man law, the breaking of which carries a penalty of getting glassed in the face

Agreed ....

Agreed. But Man-law also states that you don't talk about another man's mother and we break that one all the time.

Another man law was broken at work yesterday. While I was at the urinal, pissing with my cock in hand, a guy I casually know walks in grabs and rubs my shoulders while asking me, "Everything going alright?"

Anyway she was irritated by the fact that I told her about it in detail.

At some point, you just need to step back and ask yourself "Why do I describe everything different in my life to anyone who wasn't there?"

Daddy, were you so horrified that you just stopped and made out with that guy right there?
The nerve of him.

Another man law was broken at work yesterday. While I was at the urinal, pissing with my cock in hand, a guy I casually know walks in grabs and rubs my shoulders while asking me, "Everything going alright?"

"Actually, I could use a hand."

I mule kicked him in the shin.

Another man law was broken at work yesterday. While I was at the urinal, pissing with my cock in hand, a guy I casually know walks in grabs and rubs my shoulders while asking me, "Everything going alright?"

"Actually, I could use a hand."

Clever ... QB?

I'm usually a total cunt for about a week, but this month I was really nice and sweet before my period... then... as it started... I turned into a raging cuntface hooker.  Aasim said, "if you are a bitch like this I am gone forever," to which I replied, "oh ok, well let's speed things up and why don't you just get the fuck out of here now."  Then he said he didn't want to leave and took back what he said...because I PWN THAT COCK!

Men will put up with just about ANYTHING if the bitch gives good head ...