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The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today

Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits,
... shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2100 on: December 15, 2009, 06:51:26 AM
Meh. She's pretty damn cute... and she's got that nine-year-old little girl voice thing goin' on...

Of course I haven't seen or heard her in 8 year so she might look and sound like Moe Slezak now...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2101 on: December 15, 2009, 01:17:24 PM
8 years?  I've aged like a catchers mitt in the last 8 years.  She's got to be dog meat.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2102 on: December 15, 2009, 10:50:25 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 15, 2009, 01:17:24 PM
8 years?  I've aged like a catchers mitt in the last 8 years.  She's got to be dog meat.

Aged like a catcher's mitt as in lots of guys pounding their fist in your leathery folds?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2103 on: December 15, 2009, 11:06:57 PM
if you break it in properly and oil it regularly. a catchers mitt can last many seasons
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2104 on: December 15, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
My fielder glove lasted four seasons, then I got to big to put it on anymore. They moved my ass to DH.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2105 on: December 16, 2009, 02:54:53 AM
Quote from: underclass on December 15, 2009, 11:06:57 PM
if you break it in properly and oil it regularly. a catchers mitt can last many seasons


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5l8lqNakPI
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2106 on: December 16, 2009, 08:00:59 AM
current sex thought.

I am less horny in winter.
(Ok I admit it, its because Father Christmas cant have kids sit on his knee these days)
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2107 on: December 16, 2009, 11:18:29 AM
I let father christmas stick his candy cane where ever he chooses this season.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2108 on: December 16, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
Naughty!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2109 on: December 17, 2009, 06:27:07 PM
Hung out with a hot piece of trade last night.  I'm going for the 18-24 demographiic exclusively now.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2110 on: December 17, 2009, 08:17:37 PM
* FAH-Q feels old
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2111 on: December 17, 2009, 08:24:19 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 17, 2009, 06:27:07 PM
Hung out with a hot piece of trade last night.  I'm going for the 18-24 demographiic exclusively now.

You're missing out then.

I finally ended my relationship.  Both in real life and on facebook.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2112 on: December 17, 2009, 08:30:30 PM
Go Chad!! Single for xmas '09 FTW!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2113 on: December 17, 2009, 08:32:56 PM
Maybe we will have that drink next week.

Yeah, I'm breakin' in a new bitch for Xmas...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2114 on: December 17, 2009, 08:35:37 PM
Are we talking a human bitch or a playmate for your other dogs?

Either way I'm willing to go in on the DP.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2115 on: December 18, 2009, 06:50:01 AM
Don't be coy. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You want another trip to Wendy's, you got to 'fess up some warm, wet, friction...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2116 on: December 18, 2009, 09:56:57 AM
CST: Every time I read Zoomie's posts I lose my sex drive for weeks.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2117 on: December 18, 2009, 10:09:49 AM
Quote from: (_)_)===D on December 18, 2009, 09:56:57 AM
CST: Every time I read Zoomie's posts I lose my sex drive for weeks.

Probably best, or we'll have a world with more Krsnas than Muslims.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2118 on: December 18, 2009, 10:14:36 AM
Yeah man.

Keep it coming Zooms!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2119 on: December 18, 2009, 04:42:22 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 27, 2009, 04:36:35 PM
I feel like there should be a current sex thoughts thread. Think of it as my gift to you. I'm sure hip will appreciate it.

Current sex thought: What is this illusive thing known as sex? It's been so long, I barely remember.


Maybe if your were just bare more often ?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2120 on: December 18, 2009, 05:12:28 PM
Just doing my part for a better tomorrow.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2121 on: December 19, 2009, 11:16:41 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 15, 2009, 01:17:24 PM
8 years?  I've aged like a catchers mitt in the last 8 years.  She's got to be dog meat.

Oh wow... I cant wait to hang out with your when youre 40
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2122 on: December 20, 2009, 11:05:21 AM
CST:  Don't want it.  I rarely want it.  I think I have low testosterone.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2009, 11:06:30 AM by Drugmoth »
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2123 on: December 20, 2009, 06:29:30 PM
CST: Not I, said the Si.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2124 on: December 20, 2009, 09:20:05 PM
Quote from: Libertine on December 17, 2009, 08:24:19 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 17, 2009, 06:27:07 PM
Hung out with a hot piece of trade last night.  I'm going for the 18-24 demographic exclusively now.

You're missing out then.

I finally ended my relationship.  Both in real life and on facebook.

I mixed it up last night and you will be proud to learn that I made it into the 25-35 bracket.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2125 on: December 20, 2009, 11:36:57 PM
I'm 37, btw ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2126 on: December 21, 2009, 01:48:54 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 20, 2009, 09:20:05 PM

I mixed it up last night and you will be proud to learn that I made it into the 25-35 bracket.

Very nice!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2127 on: December 21, 2009, 02:05:18 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on December 15, 2009, 06:51:26 AM
Meh. She's pretty damn cute... and she's got that nine-year-old little girl voice thing goin' on...

Of course I haven't seen or heard her in 8 year so she might look and sound like Moe Slezak now...

I have to admit, just coming into this page, I thought you were talking about Sarah ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2128 on: December 21, 2009, 08:30:55 AM
She's totally ignoring me now. Even the stalker thread I started. I think it has something to do with the fact that I reminded her she was gonna go lesbo after me.

And I've never heard Sarah's voice, is it deep and sultry with a little scratch, like Kenny Rogers?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2129 on: December 21, 2009, 09:37:41 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on December 21, 2009, 08:30:55 AM
And I've never heard Sarah's voice, is it deep and sultry with a little scratch, like Kenny Rogers?

Mosh has heard it.
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