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drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.


Current SEX thoughts(Read 497957 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3270 on: November 09, 2012, 04:01:01 AM
Welp, DM, prep the meds ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3271 on: November 09, 2012, 11:10:50 AM
awe.. You guys just pump him fulla meds whenever he gets happy?

Tru, :) thanks
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3272 on: November 09, 2012, 11:12:01 AM
Uhm, fuck your boobs?

Oh, do you do anal yet?

Y/Y

Hey, this could be a little butt -> ( Y )
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3273 on: November 09, 2012, 05:27:08 PM
Ahhhh ...
So nice ...
... just ....
... so nice!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3274 on: November 10, 2012, 05:53:31 AM
Ahhhh ...
So nice ...
... just ....
... so nice!

this is because of my Y/Y, innit? :)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3275 on: November 10, 2012, 09:07:03 AM
Indeed.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3276 on: November 10, 2012, 10:13:47 AM
I figured out that it's all in proper lubrication. And a cock can't possibly be more odd than a jingly, vibrating dildo. Not with all kinds of lube.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3277 on: November 10, 2012, 03:42:26 PM
WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THE "LIKE BUTTON MOD" FOR THIS VERSION OF SMF??!?!?!!?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3278 on: November 11, 2012, 11:04:41 AM
It might well be deep in my ass by now.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3279 on: November 11, 2012, 12:17:57 PM
CST: five days in a row. if I can make it six, it'll definitely be seven.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3280 on: November 11, 2012, 01:56:33 PM

CST: five days in a row. if I can make it six, it'll definitely be seven.



^no matter what that post is actually about, I'm going to always change it to what I want it to be about. No matter what you insert in there, its awesome.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3281 on: November 11, 2012, 02:06:00 PM



^no matter what that post is actually about, I'm going to always change it to what I want it to be about. No matter what you insert in there, its awesome.

That's what Thrash says.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3282 on: November 11, 2012, 03:46:08 PM
HAHAHAHA!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3283 on: November 11, 2012, 05:09:25 PM
It's really is true, you know ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3284 on: November 12, 2012, 10:18:35 AM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3285 on: November 12, 2012, 01:11:28 PM
ANAL!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3286 on: November 12, 2012, 01:29:42 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3287 on: November 12, 2012, 04:53:20 PM
CST: five days in a row. if I can make it six, it'll definitely be seven.

Six out of seven ain't bad :)
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3288 on: November 12, 2012, 05:36:12 PM
CST: five days in a row. if I can make it six, it'll definitely be seven.

Six out of seven ain't bad :)

'specially when there's eight days a week!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3289 on: November 12, 2012, 05:51:39 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3290 on: November 12, 2012, 05:58:48 PM
My sex life is non existent. That's not to say that a sex life would determine my status or anything. It just means that I am without sex. It's rather boring, and I find it difficult to become inspired to write, and I half-way don't care.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3291 on: November 13, 2012, 06:35:18 PM
Fuck your chude (chick-dude) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3292 on: November 13, 2012, 07:47:20 PM
OH you mean my pretty purple vibrator?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3293 on: November 13, 2012, 08:32:06 PM
Dealer's choice ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3294 on: November 13, 2012, 10:54:36 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3295 on: November 15, 2012, 04:34:47 PM
Same difference ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3296 on: November 16, 2012, 11:47:51 AM
If at first I don't suck seed, I keep on sucking until I do suck seed.

True story.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3297 on: November 18, 2012, 02:40:33 PM
I love a woman on a mission ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3298 on: November 22, 2012, 12:04:43 PM
"I LOVE WOMEN!"
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3299 on: November 23, 2012, 10:41:58 AM
Looks like I'm stepping up to the plate... So to speak...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!