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Current SEX thoughts(Read 494492 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3330 on: December 01, 2012, 12:40:37 PM
There isn't.

However, she left all those pics on a phone that I loaned her. Then she ran up $200.00 in overages. Did I mention that this phone is suppose to be my daughters replacement phone? I also gave her well over 30 days to pull her shit off it after I shut off service to the phone.

She looks like crap now. She posts skanky pics of herself these dating websites with captions like "I'm sexy an I know it!" Umm...no. She went from a Size 14/16 to a 4/6 in about 3-4 months. Her arms now look deflated.  The photos she left on the phone are when she didn't look so tweeked out. Might as well make her "famous".

Oh yeah, she also has pics of her daughter on her DateHookup profile. My mom took her to get family photos done when her sons we visiting her. She then took pics of the photos of just her daughter (who is 2 and looks just like her) and placed them on her profile. WTF? No pics of her boys except on facebook (they also look a lot like her. However, their dad took custody of them when he dumped her. Lil girl only has a sperm donor who pays more in child support than I have ever been awarded.

Anyway, the pics of her she left on the phone aren't as skanky as they could be. She looks much worse now.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3331 on: December 01, 2012, 03:23:06 PM
How is this woman single??! Sounds like a winner!!!
(again, personal experience...)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3332 on: December 02, 2012, 02:33:59 AM
Methhead Revue!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3333 on: December 02, 2012, 12:21:18 PM
You'll see ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3334 on: December 02, 2012, 02:29:20 PM
Damn. I buy One dildo from amazon and my email inbox is constantly flooded...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3335 on: December 02, 2012, 03:41:36 PM
I can't wait to flood your box...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3336 on: December 02, 2012, 06:34:20 PM
Last time that happened I had trouble walking for a few days, and I'm still smiling ...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3337 on: December 04, 2012, 09:21:10 PM
Seriously does anyone really think she is a man?

« Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 09:22:30 PM by Tru »
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3338 on: December 04, 2012, 09:25:19 PM
You're up Thrash.

If the board doesn't work then what?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3339 on: December 04, 2012, 10:02:06 PM
What are you talking about?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3340 on: December 04, 2012, 10:10:49 PM
What are you talking about?
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Seriously does anyone really think she is a man?

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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3341 on: December 05, 2012, 12:43:01 AM
Rachel's a man?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3342 on: December 05, 2012, 09:40:00 AM
Rachel's a man?

I'm not! I have proof!
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3343 on: December 05, 2012, 11:02:55 AM
Definitely not a man.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3344 on: December 05, 2012, 09:07:56 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3345 on: December 05, 2012, 10:31:06 PM
Yeah that's right, I tapped it. 6 or  8 times one weekend a year ago. I hit that shit so hard it was like the thrilla in Manila...

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3346 on: December 05, 2012, 11:30:25 PM
Yeah that's right, I tapped it. 6 or  8 times one weekend a year ago. I hit that shit so hard it was like the thrilla in Manila...



And just where the fuck are you when I can't get my jar of coconut oil opened?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3347 on: December 06, 2012, 12:29:32 AM
Doin man stuff little lady!

Hahahaha
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3348 on: December 06, 2012, 01:18:24 AM
Seriously. This was funny!

But Tru, who is it that you think is a man?
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3349 on: December 06, 2012, 01:35:47 AM
I think the term a completely artificial construct.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3350 on: December 06, 2012, 01:46:18 AM
Seriously. This was funny!

But Tru, who is it that you think is a man?

Oh no worries, it's about Dannie Diesel and an old dispute with Si over her. He thinks shes to manly to be a woman.



My first link to this pix didn't take.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3351 on: December 06, 2012, 02:04:49 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3352 on: December 06, 2012, 10:40:01 AM
Oh my stars! There is an actress on this show that I've been watching... I should post a link or at least a picture. She is manly And reminds me of Sasha at the same time. That authoritative and stoic facial expression.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3353 on: December 06, 2012, 04:01:21 PM
Dannie looks like Sasha in some of the shots ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3354 on: December 06, 2012, 04:02:51 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3355 on: December 06, 2012, 04:35:38 PM
Oh my stars! There is an actress on this show that I've been watching... I should post a link or at least a picture. She is manly And reminds me of Sasha at the same time. That authoritative and stoic facial expression.

&Yes, yes you should.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3356 on: December 06, 2012, 05:55:27 PM
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3357 on: December 06, 2012, 06:43:14 PM
I have no way of influencing board directives, requirements of proof are completely at the discretion of the board administrators.
My hands are tied.


hehehehe but yours aren't.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2012, 06:46:58 PM by Tru »
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3358 on: December 06, 2012, 11:27:01 PM
My hands are tied.


hehehehe but yours aren't.

:)
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-Edgar Allan Poe

-Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn-



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3359 on: December 06, 2012, 11:31:23 PM
But they could be soon...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!