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Advice for first time home buyer(Read 10490 times)
Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #30 on: May 12, 2009, 11:30:54 AM
being a landlord living in the same building as the tenent ... hmm..

I still do it. I like money too.
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Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #31 on: May 12, 2009, 11:36:50 AM
ok, so you need to decide if you're looking for a place you want to live in + income, or a place for income that you'll live in. I recommend the 2nd one, but I'm a flaming queer

(sorry, nick, i'd still like very much to have you eat sushi off my naked body, but i'm trying my hand at this quoting/editing business. kind of fun. will try again.)



Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #32 on: May 12, 2009, 02:45:48 PM
I recommend buying someplace as a means of losing money.

Like buying a house in Baltimore and letting me live there for free.



Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #33 on: May 12, 2009, 08:42:02 PM
I like the idea of taking the deprecation on the tenants dwelling/fixtures. hmm You can do that over there right ?
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Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #34 on: May 12, 2009, 09:16:08 PM
make sure to buy a place with good insulation.  Otherwise, your AC/heater will constantly be running.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #35 on: May 12, 2009, 09:27:49 PM
(sorry, nick, i'd still like very much to have you eat sushi off my naked body, but i'm trying my hand at this quoting/editing business. kind of fun. will try again.)

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Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #36 on: May 13, 2009, 01:43:06 AM
for my reinterpretation of your comments or the sushi thing?



Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #37 on: May 13, 2009, 03:06:13 AM
Psssh.

Both, of course!
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Re: Advice for first time home buyer Reply #38 on: May 13, 2009, 04:36:18 AM
I recommend buying someplace as a means of losing money.

I do that. There are tax breaks for me to do that.

Add's up to many thousands a year.