I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
ok, so you need to decide if you're looking for a place you want to live in + income, or a place for income that you'll live in. I recommend the 2nd one, but I'm a flaming queer
(sorry, nick, i'd still like very much to have you eat sushi off my naked body, but i'm trying my hand at this quoting/editing business. kind of fun. will try again.)
I recommend buying someplace as a means of losing money.