That is the worst gift ever.

Yeah, if it's not a Chanel necklace, it's dog shit. 

No, seriously, I want a rip of it ...
I'll PM you the address ...

I thought it was extremely funny in the YouTube ad ...

Well I don't ever get gifts so I guess you win Kyle.  WAIT!  I did actually receive a gift from Luke recently, a fan.  It was a simple gift that served a household purpose.  Nothing says things are completely platonic like an ionic fan.

Hmm ...

I did actually receive a gift from Luke recently, a fan.  It was a simple gift that served a household purpose.  Nothing says things are completely platonic like an ionic fan.

I don't think it's ionic.

What does that say?

That is the worst gift ever.

Yeah, if it's not a Chanel necklace, it's dog shit. 

I did actually receive a gift from Luke recently, a fan.  It was a simple gift that served a household purpose.  Nothing says things are completely platonic like an ionic fan.

I don't think it's ionic.

What does that say?

Maybe it was an ironic fan...

I like the way she smells. We went to this festival called the Pecan Street Festival today, walked around and got damn sweaty, and then went back to my place. I get instant wood smelling her on my bed.

I guess I understand the pheromone thing... and why chicks like wearing their dude's clothes.

Do I have to link to that thread again, man?

You do every time you post!

It's not that thread, is it?
I thought the linked one was ...

Fuck, now I have to go and look ...

Dam, somebody got Thrash to click his own link.

"No clickie Thrashie linkie"?

The wise old man on the sea once said that...

*nods*

Figured I'd actually take someone else's advice for once ...

Sex. Sex. Sex. Finally. I told you come October it's ON, and 10/1 IT WAS ON. Took her to her out for her b-day dinner, wined and dined, opened presents including the Seinfeld porn which of course we popped in immediately and it is pretty damn funny but we fast forwarded through a lot. There's no need for over two hours of porn AND an extra BONUS dvd. For foreplay I made her orgasm so intensely she just laid there in an exhausted lump, after I went down on her. Blahb laa blah I am exhausted myself. algaaiohoiahahdw34tw

SEX

W4rd ...

..Burt W4rd.

I wish I had sex last night but I didn't because I'm not allowed until next Wednesday.

Sex. Sex. Sex. Finally. I told you come October it's ON, and 10/1 IT WAS ON. Took her to her out for her b-day dinner, wined and dined, opened presents including the Seinfeld porn which of course we popped in immediately and it is pretty damn funny but we fast forwarded through a lot. There's no need for over two hours of porn AND an extra BONUS dvd. For foreplay I made her orgasm so intensely she just laid there in an exhausted lump, after I went down on her. Blahb laa blah I am exhausted myself. algaaiohoiahahdw34tw

SEX

Ha ha!

You waited 28 years for that shit you douchebag!

please tell me it's sexier when i post my sexual antics than when baggie does.

please tell me it's sexier when i post my sexual antics than when baggie does.

yep.

attn: baggie

she could be faking it. getting wet, writhing, moaning, all of it-- it all could be an act. i don't care how confident you are that your girls' orgasms are legit. talk to any sexually active woman here. not that we'd ever be in the position to, but we'd totally expect to fake it with a nearly 30 y/o dude who just lost his V.

no, hip, she isn't faking anything.  he's a KILLER in bed, and that's all there is to it.

haven't you been paying attention?!

I've been paying attention and now my mind is deformed.

Sasha, we need for you to fuck Kyle and report back to us on his sexual prowess.

Come on baby, take one for the team.

You would need to sweep the room for cams first.

They could do it at randomly selected hotel room of her choosing.

They should do it at randomly selected hotel room of her choosing.

Either way somebody ends up in the trunk.