You also don't have to drag 800 pounds of tools around with you.

an 800 pound tool? here, let me give you my address..

No, you've got it wrong.

It's 800 pounds OF tools.

That's a creepy old man.

I'm sure a cordless reciprocating saw is among them. That should be all she needs.

Go ahead. I'll make you famous.

By being the first woman literally split in half by the 800lb tool.

It'd be like that scene in Urotsukidoji when the nurse is exploded by the Overfiends ejaculate.

See I could make a joke about you, Dylan and Johnny not fitting in my truck, but I'm not gonna go there...

Oopsie...

I'm sure a cordless reciprocating saw is among them. That should be all she needs.

"The Milwaukee cordless sawzall... the chosen weapon of vandals all over Chicago" -Chitownoi

See I could make a joke about you, Dylan and Johnny not fitting in my truck, but I'm not gonna go there...

Oopsie...

 I'm half the size of Dylan, who is half the size of Johnny...

Fuck.

Russian Doll syndrome.

all this talk of people inside other people.. it's making me moist.

 I'm half the size of Dylan, who is half the size of Johnny...

Fuck.

Russian Doll syndrome.

Congratulations. You just created Zoomie's new serial killer profile.

all this talk of people inside other people.. it's making me moist.

The address. Quickly. Before my chance evaporates...

7783 yabos lane
juggville, mi

Jugville, MI is a real place!

Jugville, MI is a real place!

i know! i'm totally going there on my way to beaver island.

Underclass loves living in the city, doing a woman's work.

Jugville, MI is a real place!

i know! i'm totally going there on my way to beaver island.

Quotes?

Underclass loves living in the city, doing a woman's work.

Nick is Sarah Jessica Parker? Kinda horsey...

Underclass loves living in the city, doing a woman's work.

He's a helluva seamstress!

One of the few positives of living in the city... I LOVE not needing a car.

cockroaches on the walls
crabs crawlin' on my balls
oh, but I'm so clean cut
I just wanna fuck some slut

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII love livin' in the city!

I got woke up for a support call.

YAY! Fucking operators who cant be bothered to follow documentation will feel my wrath on Tuesday.

I'm going back to bed.

W3rd ...

I like my possessions to be in good condition.

When I first purchase physical media (CDs, DVDs, games, etc), I will make a digital copy of it.  This allows me to "shelve" the physical media, and do everything digitially at that point - it's very difficult to scratch an MP3 or ISO, you see.

As I'm making copies of my media, I'll often take a look at the inserts that come along with that media (booklets, or instructions).

Here's the rant:  on CDs, the booklets are "held" in place with 4 little plastic tabs.  Then, at the end of the case "door", there are these tiny little protrusions that keep the booklet from falling out, I suppose, in the situation where a case is opened and tilted just so.

However, the front page of the booklet is normally stuck to the front of the case door.  So, to get it out, I either have to force the booklet over those little speed bumps, or i have to pry it away from the static cling of the paper/plastic contact.  Either of these actions will cause some miniscule damage to the edge of the booklet.

Man, I hate that.

50 cool points for that post!

I was gonna say 50 asshole points.

^ wow. I just paraphrased. I really suck... lollipops.


Anyway, what is wrong with Razorlight? Why can they not write any decent lyrics? A freakin seamonkey could write better than that and I say seamonkey instead of monkey because monkeys already do write better, on a regular basis. I heard a song the other day with the lyrics something like "you'll never stop us, because you are you and we are us". And people buy this? *rolls eyes*

I saw them at Live 8 and have absolutely no recollection of them or their music.

I have no idea who razorlight is, guessing now that it is a good thing

I have heard the name. So i assume its com radio stuff.

edit : I gave you an asshole point babyhell, you cant post without one.

I have heard the name. So i assume its com radio stuff.

Uh huh. Last time some decorating people came round and Razorlight was on the radio all the fucking time. It just doesn't make sense to me.

Random rant:

I have had to clean up cat piss way too many times this week. I've had just about enough.

She's too fat, and doesn't realize that when she gets in the box, her ass is still hanging out...

I like my possessions to be in good condition.

I don't care about any of my physical possessions. CD's are made to be played, and oft-times I'll throw away the case to save space, after a cursory read. It's OK for books to look a little worn after reading them. I hate when people bitch that their books look old, scruffy and used because that's the goddam point.