Do cows cum? I know BULLS cum (well dont know but Ive heard. You know, mammals and all that) But cows? Maybe they just jizz a little...Quote from: ThrashThey're squirters, man ...
They're squirters, man ...
Ha! Well there ya go. Who's old now?Oh right. Me.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
i do not nominate this:Quote from: fyrenza on September 19, 2009, 02:10:41 PMQuote from: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 11:56:36 PMIt's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...Nominated! It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!i don't like the idea of encouraging her. i doubt she will get that the joke's on her.
Quote from: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 11:56:36 PMIt's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...Nominated! It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!
It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...
Welcome to South Carolina. We can still drop a perp from 25 yards.
Drink beer all day, chase it with an irish car bomb, then do a rail, and you will have unforgettable diarrhea.
When the doctor, who has his finger up your ass, tells you that he is going wider, you pee a little.
When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. The I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
it's more fun being ungrateful and sarcastic
Anyone who lets themselves get to such an extreme point is either (a. an idiot, (b. a weakling, (c. someone who has drastically below average coping skills ..., or (d. someone who knows full well how they are slipping into worse and worse addiction but they simply couldn't give even a SINGLE shit about their life. Or a combination of the above.
Maybe I'm just not in a laughing mood, but joking references to sexual abuse and parents not believing their kids about having been abused don't really crack me up all that much.
W3rd^2
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
A bottle of beer is okay but a pint is dykish? That's like saying a turtleneck on a guy isn't gay if he teaches art.
You are a clever one. Can I get a, "indeed"?!