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Lately I seem to be developing a thing, over-burdensome carnal urges, towards slender Asian girls.  Yet I can only see this ending in my crying in a corn field as I shift with a shovel the Earth about frail xanthodermic frames rendered cold and graceless by unfortunate circumstance.

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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #300 on: September 27, 2009, 04:09:48 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on September 25, 2009, 11:42:36 AM
Ha! Well there ya go. Who's old now?

Oh right. Me.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #301 on: September 28, 2009, 05:18:03 AM
and me
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #302 on: September 29, 2009, 03:57:21 AM
Not quite me ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #303 on: September 29, 2009, 06:06:53 AM
Nor I....
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #304 on: October 01, 2009, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: hip on September 20, 2009, 03:42:26 PM
i do not nominate this:

Quote from: fyrenza on September 19, 2009, 02:10:41 PM
Quote from: Thrash on September 18, 2009, 11:56:36 PM
It's the same as when I said to Dylan; "Everytime I read a post of yours, I hear it in my head in Eric Cartman's voice." ...

Nominated!  It may just be me, but stuff like that is HILARIOUS to me, 'cuz it makes me imagine it, too!

i don't like the idea of encouraging her. i doubt she will get that the joke's on her.

What's to "get?"  i knew it was, to begin with.  Perhaps you're the one not getting it, eh?
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #305 on: October 01, 2009, 08:06:22 PM
oooooh, infinite loop
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #306 on: October 02, 2009, 12:19:23 AM
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #307 on: October 02, 2009, 06:41:43 PM
Quote from: Daddy on September 20, 2009, 01:40:30 PM
Welcome to South Carolina. We can still drop a perp from 25 yards.

« Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 06:42:41 PM by fyrenza »
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #308 on: October 05, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on October 05, 2009, 12:30:41 AM
Drink beer all day, chase it with an irish car bomb, then do a rail, and you will have unforgettable diarrhea.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #309 on: October 05, 2009, 06:37:55 PM
Quote from: Daddy on October 05, 2009, 03:50:36 PM
When the doctor, who has his finger up your ass, tells you that he is going wider, you pee a little.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #310 on: October 05, 2009, 06:55:54 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on October 05, 2009, 12:37:15 AM
When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds.  The I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off.  People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Week Of 03/27/09 Reply #311 on: October 07, 2009, 08:49:27 AM
Quote from: underclass on October 07, 2009, 03:25:49 AM
it's more fun being ungrateful and sarcastic
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #312 on: October 11, 2009, 04:53:21 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on October 11, 2009, 09:20:53 AM
Anyone who lets themselves get to such an extreme point is either (a. an idiot, (b. a weakling, (c. someone who has drastically below average coping skills ..., or (d. someone who knows full well how they are slipping into worse and worse addiction but they simply couldn't give even a SINGLE shit about their life.   Or a combination of the above.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2009, 10:11:51 PM by eitje »
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #313 on: October 11, 2009, 07:50:47 PM
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #314 on: October 11, 2009, 08:07:13 PM
W3rd^2
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #315 on: October 11, 2009, 08:15:51 PM
Maybe I'm just not in a laughing mood, but joking references to sexual abuse and parents not believing their kids about having been abused don't really crack me up all that much.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #316 on: October 11, 2009, 08:51:48 PM
Yeah, child molestation lost its fun after MJ died.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #317 on: October 11, 2009, 10:10:41 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on October 11, 2009, 08:15:51 PM
Maybe I'm just not in a laughing mood, but joking references to sexual abuse and parents not believing their kids about having been abused don't really crack me up all that much.

it's not funny.  the body of content is ironic, though.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #318 on: October 12, 2009, 12:42:46 AM
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #319 on: October 12, 2009, 12:55:06 AM
Exponentiation ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #320 on: October 12, 2009, 01:22:01 AM
That's how I took it ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #321 on: October 12, 2009, 05:14:25 AM
It's not the golf equivalent of an ^5?
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #322 on: October 12, 2009, 06:21:38 AM
No, the golf equivalent of a ^5 involves cupping balls...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #323 on: October 13, 2009, 12:37:00 AM
It is W3rd in exponent form.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #324 on: October 13, 2009, 02:32:46 AM
\/\/3|2|)!!!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #325 on: October 13, 2009, 03:00:42 AM
W3rdyour moms. I came to drop bombs.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #326 on: October 13, 2009, 03:46:04 AM
You are a clever one.  Can I get a, "indeed"?!
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #327 on: October 13, 2009, 03:00:45 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on October 13, 2009, 03:29:17 AM
A bottle of beer is okay but a pint is dykish?  That's like saying a turtleneck on a guy isn't gay if he teaches art.
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #328 on: October 13, 2009, 04:03:02 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on October 13, 2009, 03:46:04 AM
You are a clever one.  Can I get a, "indeed"?!

an?
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Re: Quotes of the week nominees ... Year of 2009 ... Reply #329 on: October 13, 2009, 04:16:22 PM
Nope. Hence the comma.
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