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Longstoryshort Bagman is a socially retarded little clown who knows nothing about how to treat a lady, which is why he'll probably end up getting AIDS off of Craigslist.


I just went on the most retarded date ever(Read 44451 times)
Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #120 on: April 04, 2009, 07:58:31 AM
DURRRRRRRR
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #121 on: April 04, 2009, 12:44:40 PM
This guy texted me last night asking me what I was up to. Emp & C very easily could've convinced me when I was drunk to message him back and say "Drycleaning my dress", but they either forgot to tell me to do it when we were all drunk or were nice and didn't make me do it.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #122 on: April 04, 2009, 12:49:56 PM
Damn, I can't wait to get you drunk.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #123 on: April 04, 2009, 07:12:58 PM
Why; do you want to do her dry cleaning?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #124 on: April 05, 2009, 12:03:50 AM
Ok, so as I said, that guy texted me last night asking what I was up to. I didn't respond. Then, this afternoon he AGAIN texted me asking what I was up to. Man, dry humping my ass must've been the best thing he's ever done in his life or something.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 12:08:26 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #125 on: April 05, 2009, 12:06:16 AM
Or you have a fantastic, unbelievably rotund, soft and supple, ass. I wonder if they have a clone-an-ass mold?



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #126 on: April 05, 2009, 12:16:33 AM
I dont even want to read the preceding posts.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #127 on: April 05, 2009, 12:17:34 AM
I dont even want to read the preceding posts.

dude you wander the boards posting pussy pumping videos.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #128 on: April 05, 2009, 12:21:07 AM
Yeah, but I get all queasy about bagman posting about moulding ass... I really dont need to know about that. He's already moulded far more than I need to know about.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #129 on: April 05, 2009, 12:24:08 AM
Nono, it's tricky's ass; let he boy speak ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #130 on: April 05, 2009, 03:57:18 AM
I have to say that I can relate to this thread.  When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants.  I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.

I sort of met this guy tonight... he was my bartender. Haha. For real.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 03:57:46 AM by bagman »



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #131 on: April 05, 2009, 06:22:02 AM
Wait what?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #132 on: April 05, 2009, 07:16:58 AM
Maybe baggy's comming to terms with the real baggy?

If you push that closet door a lil harder...



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #133 on: April 05, 2009, 03:00:48 PM
Haha come on numbnuts.

When I met up with Sasha last night, she had me follow her into the inside area of the place we were at and pointed out the guy who blew his load prematurely while making out with her. He ended up being my my bartender.

I love it when you get to actually see/meet somebody out of one of our message board stories. Especially when they have no fucking idea who you are at all, and you know an embarassing secret about them. Hahaha I just smiled when I got my drink. Did give him a $5.50 tip on my $4.50 tab. 
« Last Edit: April 05, 2009, 03:01:41 PM by bagman »



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #134 on: April 05, 2009, 04:35:18 PM
Did it work? Did he come?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #135 on: April 05, 2009, 04:38:47 PM
For a $5+ tip I would have.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #136 on: April 05, 2009, 10:05:49 PM
For a $5+ tip I would have.

....just the tip?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #137 on: April 05, 2009, 10:10:49 PM
Bahaha. Nice one, eitje!



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #138 on: April 06, 2009, 02:39:47 AM
I love it when you get to actually see/meet somebody out of one of our message board stories. Especially when they have no fucking idea who you are at all, and you know an embarassing secret about them. Hahaha I just smiled when I got my drink. Did give him a $5.50 tip on my $4.50 tab. 

The question is; did he give pay for and tip him BEFORE he ordered the drink?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #139 on: April 07, 2009, 08:53:48 PM
Wow.  He just texted me AGAIN. I told him straight up that I didn't want to go out again. Ugh.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #140 on: April 07, 2009, 08:56:52 PM
Did you tell him there was a new clone cock in your life now?



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #141 on: April 07, 2009, 09:02:15 PM
Hahahaha now you are catching on!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #142 on: April 08, 2009, 02:44:33 AM
The question is; did he give pay for and tip him BEFORE he ordered the drink?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #143 on: April 08, 2009, 07:35:30 AM
Quoting yourself on LG is the new cool thing to do.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #144 on: April 08, 2009, 07:42:44 AM
It is, it really is!



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #145 on: April 08, 2009, 08:08:06 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth
Personally, I love quoting myself.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #146 on: April 08, 2009, 09:32:47 AM
Hahahaha now you are catching on!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #147 on: April 08, 2009, 09:45:11 AM



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #148 on: April 08, 2009, 10:50:38 AM
Next time he texts you, send him the URL to this thread.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #149 on: April 08, 2009, 11:18:31 AM
Next time he texts you, send him the URL to this thread.

You just got a cool point.
Like yours.  Only different.