T%ha trixter always clues me inb bitchey noranga. Sher's ma soul mate. hehehehehehehe
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
http://www.fmylife.com/love/836792QuoteTonight, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to a bar and got alcoholic beverages. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, I put my hand on his ass and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
Tonight, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to a bar and got alcoholic beverages. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, I put my hand on his ass and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
Quote from: trickyToday, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML
i wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.
Quote from: beeyot on April 14, 2009, 03:12:26 PMi wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.He thought he could convince me to let him fuck my butt. I already said "I'm not going to have sex with you". What a fucktard that guy is.
a dude has got to show me he's worth letting in my back door.
Dating sounds so scary these days...I can't believe a guy would think it was ok to just whip it out and hose you down. he was thinking with his dick.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
He was thinking even if I blow this I still win.
Do I have to post another Capt. Obvious pic here?