Quote from: underclassmy town got burned down in the war, the bits that are left are pretty coolFucking Sauron.
my town got burned down in the war, the bits that are left are pretty cool
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
http://www.fmylife.com/love/836792QuoteTonight, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to a bar and got alcoholic beverages. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, I put my hand on his ass and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
Tonight, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to a bar and got alcoholic beverages. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, I put my hand on his ass and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
Quote from: trickyToday, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML
i wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.
Quote from: beeyot on April 14, 2009, 03:12:26 PMi wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.He thought he could convince me to let him fuck my butt. I already said "I'm not going to have sex with you". What a fucktard that guy is.
a dude has got to show me he's worth letting in my back door.
Dating sounds so scary these days...I can't believe a guy would think it was ok to just whip it out and hose you down. he was thinking with his dick.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
He was thinking even if I blow this I still win.
Do I have to post another Capt. Obvious pic here?