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PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.

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I just went on the most retarded date ever(Read 49916 times)
Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #150 on: April 08, 2009, 12:39:42 PM
Wow what an awesome idea! haha
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #151 on: April 08, 2009, 03:32:12 PM
Seriously!
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #152 on: April 08, 2009, 06:57:43 PM
hahaha ....
I'm all in on this ...


EDIT: A fucking smiley face? HOW!?!?
« Last Edit: April 08, 2009, 06:58:10 PM by Thrash »
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #153 on: April 09, 2009, 09:53:37 PM
http://www.fmylife.com/love/836792

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #154 on: April 09, 2009, 10:01:52 PM
He missed.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #155 on: April 09, 2009, 11:30:34 PM
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http://www.fmylife.com/love/836792

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Tonight, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to a bar and got alcoholic beverages. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, I put my hand on his ass and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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« Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 11:31:26 PM by tricky »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #156 on: April 14, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
i wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #157 on: April 14, 2009, 05:41:37 PM
Dude, I already fixed that one in the FMyLife.Com thread ...

Quote from: Thrash on April 10, 2009, 04:42:53 PM
Quote from: tricky
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my ass and said, "Soon this will be stained with my seed." FML
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #158 on: April 14, 2009, 06:42:46 PM
Quote from: beeyot on April 14, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
i wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.

He thought he could convince me to let him fuck my butt. I already said "I'm not going to have sex with you". What a fucktard that guy is.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #159 on: April 14, 2009, 06:44:41 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 14, 2009, 06:42:46 PM
Quote from: beeyot on April 14, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
i wonder if he's dry humped other ladies butts and came on them? you could start a support group and meet at the bar where he works. that shit would be funny.

He thought he could convince me to let him fuck my butt. I already said "I'm not going to have sex with you". What a fucktard that guy is.

a dude has got to show me he's worth letting in my back door. no way he's sticking it in there before he sticks it in a few other choice spots.

that's weird.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #160 on: April 14, 2009, 06:46:15 PM
Well I said "I have my period" (even though I didn't) so maybe he thought he'd convince me to let him in door #2.

The thought of that guy doing anything sexual with me makes me want to hurl.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #161 on: April 14, 2009, 07:24:08 PM
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a dude has got to show me he's worth letting in my back door.

how much does he have to be worth? like .50 cents? a dollar?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #162 on: April 14, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
p.s. i'll save your butt for last trickster.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #163 on: April 14, 2009, 08:26:16 PM
Dating sounds so scary these days...

I can't believe a guy would think it was ok to just whip it out and hose you down. wtf was he thinking.




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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #164 on: April 14, 2009, 08:28:13 PM
He was thinking even if I blow this I still win.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #165 on: April 14, 2009, 08:37:32 PM
lol

Maybe he thought she'd like a nice parting gift?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #166 on: April 14, 2009, 08:38:43 PM
Quote from: daisymae on April 14, 2009, 08:26:16 PM
Dating sounds so scary these days...

I can't believe a guy would think it was ok to just whip it out and hose you down. he was thinking with his dick.



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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #167 on: April 14, 2009, 09:20:42 PM
Do I have to post another Capt. Obvious pic here?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #168 on: April 14, 2009, 09:24:59 PM
I'll be good I promise.
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #169 on: April 14, 2009, 09:27:36 PM
Quote from: Doormouse on April 14, 2009, 08:28:13 PM
He was thinking even if I blow this I still win.

pun intended!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #170 on: April 14, 2009, 09:27:46 PM
he was thinking "this girls totally going to let me do whatever I want here"
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #171 on: April 14, 2009, 09:52:37 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 14, 2009, 09:20:42 PM
Do I have to post another Capt. Obvious pic here?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #172 on: April 15, 2009, 05:27:22 AM
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #173 on: April 20, 2009, 12:45:10 AM
Hey tricky, my boyfriend just texted me repeatedly that he wants to break up so I guess that I will soon join you in the dating scene.  Book deal, here we come!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #174 on: April 20, 2009, 12:48:41 AM
Hawt!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #175 on: April 20, 2009, 12:53:01 AM
Come, my little sex kittens....
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #176 on: April 20, 2009, 01:56:46 PM
As if....
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #177 on: April 20, 2009, 03:26:27 PM
Like, gag me with a spoon!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #178 on: April 20, 2009, 05:21:22 PM
... or a cock
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #179 on: April 20, 2009, 05:44:48 PM
Def a cock. Thick and veiny.
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