omg such a fucking amazing link!im drunk as FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK right now and having a lot of fun with ithad half a bottle of bacardi red peach and a 40 of olde english.Quote from: DrugmothObviously, if this thread is entertaining you that much.
Obviously, if this thread is entertaining you that much.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I dont even want to read the preceding posts.
I have to say that I can relate to this thread. When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants. I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.
For a $5+ tip I would have.
I love it when you get to actually see/meet somebody out of one of our message board stories. Especially when they have no fucking idea who you are at all, and you know an embarassing secret about them. Hahaha I just smiled when I got my drink. Did give him a $5.50 tip on my $4.50 tab.
The question is; did he give pay for and tip him BEFORE he ordered the drink?
Personally, I love quoting myself.
Hahahaha now you are catching on!
It is, it really is!
Next time he texts you, send him the URL to this thread.