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I just went on the most retarded date ever(Read 75689 times)
Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #210 on: April 24, 2009, 06:09:16 PM
The plan B? What does that mean?

Hahaha you guys think I'm some loser, but at least my mom thinks I'm cool.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #211 on: April 24, 2009, 06:13:57 PM
Get you mum to write you a personals add then.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #212 on: April 24, 2009, 06:16:15 PM
Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #213 on: April 24, 2009, 06:42:26 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:16:15 PM
Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...

Are you referring to the cum stain?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #214 on: April 24, 2009, 06:44:04 PM
I'm referring to a lot of things ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #215 on: April 25, 2009, 12:30:37 PM
Quote from: daisymae on April 24, 2009, 06:42:26 PM
Quote from: Thrash on April 24, 2009, 06:16:15 PM
Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...
Are you referring to the cum stain?
Quote from: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:16:02 PM
About all the above, man ...
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #216 on: April 26, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
That too ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #217 on: May 18, 2009, 12:17:55 PM
What a fucking fag. This is from JUST NOW:

Jizz on your dress guy:  hey whats up?
me:  not much, working
Jizz on your dress guy:  how is life treating you?
me:  good

Why is he chatting to me??? Must be really bored.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #218 on: May 18, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
I think I should trick him somehow. Invite him over to my house, have another guy there already and tell him I'll fuck him if he sucks the other guys cock. But then not fuck him. He seems desperate enough that this may work!
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 12:20:21 PM by tricky »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #219 on: May 18, 2009, 12:22:30 PM
Or, if he actually sucks a cock it's because he's GAY and instead of humiliating him you just made his day!

Play her off, keyboard cat...
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 11:25:35 PM by krapsna »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #220 on: May 18, 2009, 02:53:02 PM
I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #221 on: May 18, 2009, 02:55:19 PM
Quote from: Lothar on May 18, 2009, 02:53:02 PM
I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.

Now that's a plan!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #222 on: May 18, 2009, 04:43:26 PM
For serious.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #223 on: May 18, 2009, 10:36:41 PM
I like the way you think, Lothar.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #224 on: May 18, 2009, 11:54:27 PM
Quote from: Lothar on May 18, 2009, 02:53:02 PM
I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.

I am NOT helping you with this.
Just to be clear.  NOT.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #225 on: May 19, 2009, 12:00:58 AM
God damn it.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #226 on: May 19, 2009, 12:05:46 AM
I however, am all in
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #227 on: May 19, 2009, 12:09:17 AM
Quote from: tricky on May 19, 2009, 12:00:58 AM
God damn it.
Put some thought into this from your perspective...

You want me to fix your closet door, just so that I can hide in it and watch you get hot & heavy with some dude?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #228 on: May 19, 2009, 12:16:44 AM
Yeah, but then you jizz on his pants, it's all good.

NIck, thanks, you're a true friend.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #229 on: May 19, 2009, 02:57:20 AM
Luke doesn't move like a cheetah.  I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #230 on: May 19, 2009, 07:45:12 AM
lolz
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #231 on: May 19, 2009, 08:59:18 AM
I'd take my pants off!  duh.

IF I were going to do something like this.
Which I'm not.
I haven't even put much thought into how it could be performed successfully.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 09:00:08 AM by eitje »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #232 on: May 19, 2009, 09:21:10 AM
You should do a dry run at your house before you do it at Tricky's place.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #233 on: May 19, 2009, 10:44:26 AM
pix plz
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #234 on: May 19, 2009, 11:14:16 AM
Make it your whack off regimen for a few weeks so you'll be all ready to go when the time is right. It'll be like 2nd nature...
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #235 on: May 20, 2009, 12:28:21 AM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:14:16 AM
Make it your whack off regimen for a few weeks so you'll be all ready to go when the time is right. It'll be like 2nd nature...
I'm not sure what this means.  Hide in a closet while I masturbate?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #236 on: May 20, 2009, 03:04:29 AM
Duh, yes silly!  ::)
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #237 on: May 20, 2009, 03:09:22 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on May 19, 2009, 02:57:20 AM
Luke doesn't move like a cheetah.  I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.

But that's part of the fun. The guy will be all "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COMING AT ME?!?! WHAT'S HE DOING?!?! OH MY GOD!!!"
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #238 on: May 20, 2009, 09:25:52 AM
I would totally make this happen just for everyones amusement.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 09:26:17 AM by tricky »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #239 on: May 20, 2009, 02:46:56 PM
Tricky.. did I ever tell you I loved you??


I'm still loling here
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