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I just went on the most retarded date ever(Read 44479 times)
Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #210 on: April 24, 2009, 06:09:16 PM
The plan B? What does that mean?

Hahaha you guys think I'm some loser, but at least my mom thinks I'm cool.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #211 on: April 24, 2009, 06:13:57 PM
Get you mum to write you a personals add then.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #212 on: April 24, 2009, 06:16:15 PM
Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #213 on: April 24, 2009, 06:42:26 PM
Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...

Are you referring to the cum stain?



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #214 on: April 24, 2009, 06:44:04 PM
I'm referring to a lot of things ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #215 on: April 25, 2009, 12:30:37 PM
Uhm, I'm not thinking her mom knows as much as we (well I) do ...
Are you referring to the cum stain?
About all the above, man ...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #216 on: April 26, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
That too ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #217 on: May 18, 2009, 12:17:55 PM
What a fucking fag. This is from JUST NOW:

Jizz on your dress guy:  hey whats up?
me:  not much, working
Jizz on your dress guy:  how is life treating you?
me:  good

Why is he chatting to me??? Must be really bored.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #218 on: May 18, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
I think I should trick him somehow. Invite him over to my house, have another guy there already and tell him I'll fuck him if he sucks the other guys cock. But then not fuck him. He seems desperate enough that this may work!
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 12:20:21 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #219 on: May 18, 2009, 12:22:30 PM
Or, if he actually sucks a cock it's because he's GAY and instead of humiliating him you just made his day!

Play her off, keyboard cat...
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 11:25:35 PM by krapsna »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #220 on: May 18, 2009, 02:53:02 PM
I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #221 on: May 18, 2009, 02:55:19 PM
I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.

Now that's a plan!
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #222 on: May 18, 2009, 04:43:26 PM
For serious.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #223 on: May 18, 2009, 10:36:41 PM
I like the way you think, Lothar.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #224 on: May 18, 2009, 11:54:27 PM
I think to truly get revenge, you'd need the other guy to hide in the closet and twack it, then when this guy is on you again, have the other guy run in and jizz on the seat of his pants.

I am NOT helping you with this.
Just to be clear.  NOT.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #225 on: May 19, 2009, 12:00:58 AM
God damn it.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #226 on: May 19, 2009, 12:05:46 AM
I however, am all in
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #227 on: May 19, 2009, 12:09:17 AM
God damn it.
Put some thought into this from your perspective...

You want me to fix your closet door, just so that I can hide in it and watch you get hot & heavy with some dude?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #228 on: May 19, 2009, 12:16:44 AM
Yeah, but then you jizz on his pants, it's all good.

NIck, thanks, you're a true friend.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #229 on: May 19, 2009, 02:57:20 AM
Luke doesn't move like a cheetah.  I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #230 on: May 19, 2009, 07:45:12 AM
lolz
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #231 on: May 19, 2009, 08:59:18 AM
I'd take my pants off!  duh.

IF I were going to do something like this.
Which I'm not.
I haven't even put much thought into how it could be performed successfully.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 09:00:08 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #232 on: May 19, 2009, 09:21:10 AM
You should do a dry run at your house before you do it at Tricky's place.
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KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #233 on: May 19, 2009, 10:44:26 AM
pix plz
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #234 on: May 19, 2009, 11:14:16 AM
Make it your whack off regimen for a few weeks so you'll be all ready to go when the time is right. It'll be like 2nd nature...



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #235 on: May 20, 2009, 12:28:21 AM
Make it your whack off regimen for a few weeks so you'll be all ready to go when the time is right. It'll be like 2nd nature...
I'm not sure what this means.  Hide in a closet while I masturbate?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #236 on: May 20, 2009, 03:04:29 AM
Duh, yes silly!  ::)



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #237 on: May 20, 2009, 03:09:22 AM
Luke doesn't move like a cheetah.  I don't think he could jizz on the guys pants before the guy notices a big and tall guy sprinting towards him in chuck taylors with his pants to his knees.

But that's part of the fun. The guy will be all "WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT COMING AT ME?!?! WHAT'S HE DOING?!?! OH MY GOD!!!"
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #238 on: May 20, 2009, 09:25:52 AM
I would totally make this happen just for everyones amusement.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 09:26:17 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #239 on: May 20, 2009, 02:46:56 PM
Tricky.. did I ever tell you I loved you??


I'm still loling here