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All those years you made fun of me for having herpes, and now you have it.  This is too good!

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4410 on: December 29, 2009, 04:04:01 PM
Let me know if you need bus fare.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4411 on: December 29, 2009, 04:08:22 PM
If I can't hop a train,

I'll hitchhike

Once you get past the herbal tea, cigarette and alcohol expenses,

I'm pretty low maintenance
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4412 on: December 29, 2009, 04:24:29 PM
Is anal on the schedule as well?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4413 on: December 29, 2009, 04:34:12 PM
Nah. Even in the bayous I stay off the dirt roads.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4414 on: December 29, 2009, 05:01:26 PM
Well ...
Make sure she has a tampon handy ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4415 on: December 29, 2009, 09:48:43 PM
CT: The money I had saved up for the New England Metalfest just went to my truck's new clutch and a set of 4 tires. ARG!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4416 on: December 30, 2009, 05:12:08 PM
You need to divorce your bad luck and marry some good luck.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4417 on: December 30, 2009, 05:17:08 PM
Said the spinster.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4418 on: December 30, 2009, 05:31:13 PM
You are considered a spinster at 27?  Even when you have multiple men chasing you?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4419 on: December 30, 2009, 05:33:26 PM
If you aren't married, technically, yes ...
I'm a confirmed bachelor ...

Damn ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4420 on: December 30, 2009, 07:01:27 PM
You're a spinster at 24. By 27 you're a hag. At 30 they just call you cryptkeeper...
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4421 on: December 30, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
Jesus.  Well then I might as well get married to the first fella that comes knockin' on mah door!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4422 on: December 30, 2009, 07:43:42 PM
Your future husband will be climbing though the window.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4423 on: December 30, 2009, 07:48:03 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4424 on: December 30, 2009, 08:19:30 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on December 30, 2009, 05:12:08 PM
You need to divorce your bad luck and marry some good luck.

If I do get divorced, I'm never getting married again. I'm just going to set up my own Rape Barn and never leave Charleston, South Carolina.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4425 on: December 31, 2009, 01:21:12 AM
A Woody Harrelson look alike could be quite the catch.
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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4426 on: December 31, 2009, 10:11:28 AM
CT: Dating a 20 year old submissive girl couldn't possibly be a bad idea, could it?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4427 on: December 31, 2009, 11:52:25 AM
Those tend to be the clingy types.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4428 on: December 31, 2009, 01:06:41 PM
I'm trying to talk myself into thinking it's a good idea.  You're not helping!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4429 on: December 31, 2009, 03:02:56 PM
Emp:  BAD IDEA.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4430 on: December 31, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
Quote from: Emperor Reagan on December 31, 2009, 10:11:28 AM
CT: Dating a 20 year old submissive girl couldn't possibly be a bad idea, could it?

My toy for this evening is 21 and I'm apprehensive about it, however, it's not gonna stop me in any way ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4431 on: December 31, 2009, 06:25:36 PM
CT: I haven't had a solid bowel movement in two weeks. I wonder if i should get that checked out.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4432 on: December 31, 2009, 06:54:41 PM
No, it's better lube that way ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4433 on: December 31, 2009, 08:29:30 PM
No, then it just turns into a shit-cork.  Take some fucking laxative for fucks sake.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4434 on: December 31, 2009, 08:41:24 PM
Uhm, a laxative would cause it to be more runny ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4435 on: December 31, 2009, 09:34:10 PM
Captain Obvious to the rescue.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4436 on: December 31, 2009, 10:01:48 PM
Quote from: Emperor Reagan on December 31, 2009, 01:06:41 PM
I'm trying to talk myself into thinking it's a good idea.  You're not helping!

Its a fabulous idea, if you plan to post long rambling accounts of not getting laid, bagman style.

I look forward to reading these posts...
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4437 on: January 01, 2010, 12:13:33 AM
I took a big shit for new years.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4438 on: January 01, 2010, 12:29:43 AM
I'm saving mine for midnight. Look out code enforcement building.
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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4439 on: January 01, 2010, 04:10:13 AM
I have never uttered the word 'naughties ' and this is the first time I have typed it.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

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