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If you find an atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.


Current Thoughts(Read 770037 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4410 on: December 29, 2009, 04:04:01 PM
Let me know if you need bus fare.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4411 on: December 29, 2009, 04:08:22 PM
If I can't hop a train,

I'll hitchhike

Once you get past the herbal tea, cigarette and alcohol expenses,

I'm pretty low maintenance
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4412 on: December 29, 2009, 04:24:29 PM
Is anal on the schedule as well?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4413 on: December 29, 2009, 04:34:12 PM
Nah. Even in the bayous I stay off the dirt roads.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4414 on: December 29, 2009, 05:01:26 PM
Well ...
Make sure she has a tampon handy ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4415 on: December 29, 2009, 09:48:43 PM
CT: The money I had saved up for the New England Metalfest just went to my truck's new clutch and a set of 4 tires. ARG!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4416 on: December 30, 2009, 05:12:08 PM
You need to divorce your bad luck and marry some good luck.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4417 on: December 30, 2009, 05:17:08 PM
Said the spinster.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4418 on: December 30, 2009, 05:31:13 PM
You are considered a spinster at 27?  Even when you have multiple men chasing you?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4419 on: December 30, 2009, 05:33:26 PM
If you aren't married, technically, yes ...
I'm a confirmed bachelor ...

Damn ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4420 on: December 30, 2009, 07:01:27 PM
You're a spinster at 24. By 27 you're a hag. At 30 they just call you cryptkeeper...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4421 on: December 30, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
Jesus.  Well then I might as well get married to the first fella that comes knockin' on mah door!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4422 on: December 30, 2009, 07:43:42 PM
Your future husband will be climbing though the window.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4423 on: December 30, 2009, 07:48:03 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4424 on: December 30, 2009, 08:19:30 PM
You need to divorce your bad luck and marry some good luck.

If I do get divorced, I'm never getting married again. I'm just going to set up my own Rape Barn and never leave Charleston, South Carolina.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4425 on: December 31, 2009, 01:21:12 AM
A Woody Harrelson look alike could be quite the catch.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4426 on: December 31, 2009, 10:11:28 AM
CT: Dating a 20 year old submissive girl couldn't possibly be a bad idea, could it?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4427 on: December 31, 2009, 11:52:25 AM
Those tend to be the clingy types.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4428 on: December 31, 2009, 01:06:41 PM
I'm trying to talk myself into thinking it's a good idea.  You're not helping!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4429 on: December 31, 2009, 03:02:56 PM
Emp:  BAD IDEA.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4430 on: December 31, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
CT: Dating a 20 year old submissive girl couldn't possibly be a bad idea, could it?

My toy for this evening is 21 and I'm apprehensive about it, however, it's not gonna stop me in any way ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4431 on: December 31, 2009, 06:25:36 PM
CT: I haven't had a solid bowel movement in two weeks. I wonder if i should get that checked out.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4432 on: December 31, 2009, 06:54:41 PM
No, it's better lube that way ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4433 on: December 31, 2009, 08:29:30 PM
No, then it just turns into a shit-cork.  Take some fucking laxative for fucks sake.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4434 on: December 31, 2009, 08:41:24 PM
Uhm, a laxative would cause it to be more runny ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4435 on: December 31, 2009, 09:34:10 PM
Captain Obvious to the rescue.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4436 on: December 31, 2009, 10:01:48 PM
I'm trying to talk myself into thinking it's a good idea.  You're not helping!

Its a fabulous idea, if you plan to post long rambling accounts of not getting laid, bagman style.

I look forward to reading these posts...



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4437 on: January 01, 2010, 12:13:33 AM
I took a big shit for new years.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4438 on: January 01, 2010, 12:29:43 AM
I'm saving mine for midnight. Look out code enforcement building.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #4439 on: January 01, 2010, 04:10:13 AM
I have never uttered the word 'naughties ' and this is the first time I have typed it.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.