cst: had great sex last night after a post-dinner, slightly inebriated discussion about our feelings for one another.

CST: Did chad ever find out what the dillio was with his girl?

he got a headache before he shot his load, probably thinking about the other guy she's fucking.

cst: had great sex last night after a post-dinner, slightly inebriated discussion about our feelings for one another.

No good ever comes from this ...

CST: Did chad ever find out what the dillio was with his girl?

haven't discussed any of my thoughts with her at all.  was thinking about broaching the topic this evening.

thought twice when she called me tonight, her apartment got broken into and robbed, her laptop and wii got stolen, and her door is smashed and some other stuff is ruined.

i'm not going to dump a bunch of drama on top of that.  we definitely have some issues to work out.  it's on me to make some time to do that.

so how's that new laptop and wii treating you?

well i paid for the wii, so the joke is on me.

joke killer     :'(

A baby seal walks into a club ....

her wii got stolen

zomg, so sad  :'(

I'd rather the WII than all of the games I have ....

CST- phone sex texting... wtf?

I'd rather the WII than all of the games I have ....

Well the thieves who robbed her actually stole the Wii but didn't take any of the games that were sitting in two easily portable (easy to steal) cases right next to the damn thing.

That's like stealing a car and leaving the tires.

sexy texts are great when youre in a place where you clearly can't have a filthy conversation. But a text where you're mimicking sex? Not sure I'd get off on that

i like to send naughty texts to my boyfriend when i'm not with him, about what i wish we could be doing to eachother, and/or what dirty little thoughts i'm thinking. stuff like that.

i agree that text-sex seems a little ridiculous.

SMS FROM DANZIG: i am rubbing your nipples with my chubby hands
SMS FROM DANZIG'S FRIEND: i love how your stubby fingers feel on my skin.
SMS FROM DANZIG'S FRIEND: .....
SMS FROM DANZIG'S FRIEND: where are you?? it's been like 7 minutes since your last text?!?!
SMS FROM DANZIG'S FRIEND: jesus christ dylan: again?? text me back when you wake up.

 

Ever since I became "available" this one guy has been texting me obsessive texts about my tits.  "I want to cum on your tits : )".. haha.. stuff like that. It's so funny.  And then he asks if I will let him jack off in his car and I say, "no, you have to save it for me," and then he begs and pleads via text.  It's so funny. 

Are you serious?  That's fucking weird.

I couldn't make that up!  

I've gotten a reputation around town for being into bdsm as a dom, and lots of hot young hipster guys are now begging me to have them be my sex slave.  Lick my feet, scrub my floors... whatever.  I can't WAIT to get my own place.... *does a little dance*

That whole have some girl be mean to you and not fuck you thing is so alien to me.

Well you DO have a strong pimp hand...

That whole have some girl be mean to you and not fuck you thing is so alien to me.

Who said I wouldn't fuck them?  I would just fuck them in my own strange little way.

That's a little better.

CST-  I have a boner for the sailor in my Philosophy class.... is that bad?  To have a crush on someone who has a class with you, when you are a grown up?

CST-  I have a boner for the sailor in my Philosophy class.... is that bad?  To have a crush on someone who has a class with you, when you are a grown up?

I totally managed to read 'sailor' and think you were talking about Sailor Moon...

Fucking awesome

HAWT

so sad

where's her butthole?