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Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo)(Read 19791 times)
Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #60 on: June 10, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
You Pagan powers have waned.

Have another flagon of mead!



Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #61 on: June 10, 2009, 07:52:05 AM
I'd like that Kiwi. I think about BMX on a daily basis. It's my biggest vice.

You'd have to come to Melbourne... he works out in Lilydale. He's a great dude.



Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #62 on: June 10, 2009, 08:03:20 AM
Bikes > Emo



Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #63 on: June 10, 2009, 06:54:53 PM
srsly
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #64 on: June 15, 2009, 01:50:30 PM
I got my bike out of storage this weekend. New tires, tubes, and pedals cost 70 bucks and took about a half hour to replace. I took it on a nice ride of a nearby park and had a great time.

The gears still need tuning though, and I really can't bear the thought of paying some bike shop another sixty bucks just to turn a couple of screws. I'm just going to have to figure it out on my own.

Oh yeah, it definitely needs a friendlier saddle, fo sho!

Thanks for reminding me that I had to get my bike Emp.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #65 on: June 15, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
I went bike riding with my friend Robin and her kids the other week ...

I need to hang at Hannah Park and do it again ...
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #66 on: June 15, 2009, 04:49:13 PM
Oh yeah, it definitely needs a friendlier saddle, fo sho!

Ain't that just the bitch, though? I really feel like bike seats were designed for women.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #67 on: June 15, 2009, 04:52:17 PM
Speaking of which, I hooked back up Amy's and my bikes the other day. Tyres needed pumping up, little WD40, etc. We went for a nice little ride and yesterday I noticed that one of Amy's spokes snapped. Damnit. Must've been cuz she hadn't ridden the thing in a while. Oh well, just something else to fix!
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #68 on: June 15, 2009, 09:10:25 PM
Crazy, I don't think I've ever heard of a spoke breaking.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #69 on: June 15, 2009, 09:18:08 PM
They seem to get brittle when they're not used often enough. It's weird.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #70 on: June 15, 2009, 09:20:06 PM
also....It happens when one is too tight: flex till break.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #71 on: June 15, 2009, 10:38:25 PM
Adjusting those stupid set screws to get the shifting right is probably the most annoying part of bike maintenance.



Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #72 on: June 16, 2009, 03:15:37 AM
I'd rather pay the $$$, or, if it's a $70 Wal-Mart bike, just replace it ...
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #73 on: June 16, 2009, 09:33:18 AM
Yeah, but you only have to do it a couple of times per year, right? I don't have a bike stand but I can suspend it from the rafters with a couple of ropes, and that should make things easier.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #74 on: June 16, 2009, 10:38:20 AM
Get a coaster brake cruiser with fat tires. Problem solved.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #75 on: June 16, 2009, 10:41:55 AM
krsna's bike?




Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #76 on: June 16, 2009, 10:42:07 AM
I don't live by the boardwalk.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #77 on: June 16, 2009, 10:42:58 AM
krsna's bike?



Man, I WISH my bike had cool tassels.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #78 on: June 16, 2009, 10:46:25 AM
i can make you some! Ive got spare pink ribbon!!



Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #79 on: June 16, 2009, 12:02:59 PM
Where is tricky to write an entire novel about Geek having pink ribbon when you need her???  No?......meh.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #80 on: June 16, 2009, 12:14:25 PM
I'll fill in for her, but be more brief.

Fuck you Mello! You are a stinky asshole and everybody hates you!
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #81 on: June 16, 2009, 12:25:54 PM
....eh....it's just not the same.  Tricky is way more entertaining cuz you can sense her rage just seething through the keyboard.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #82 on: June 16, 2009, 12:27:11 PM
Maybe Lucas tore it up and she's lost her edge.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #83 on: June 16, 2009, 12:31:52 PM
All I'm getting are cryptic tweets.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #84 on: June 16, 2009, 12:33:14 PM
Well if any of them say she got laid then that's what happened.
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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #85 on: June 16, 2009, 12:37:30 PM
Funny, krsna's insults are better crafted, and yet so brief! A+ Would recommend!



Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #86 on: June 16, 2009, 12:38:33 PM
He's almost as bad as babyhellfire:

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Re: Emp's New Bike! (and tattoo) Reply #87 on: June 16, 2009, 12:46:35 PM
Oh yeah, it definitely needs a friendlier saddle, fo sho!

Ain't that just the bitch, though? I really feel like bike seats were designed for women.

Hey you know they make really wide seats now. Like big ol tractor seats. hehehehe
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