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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #90 on: March 31, 2009, 02:51:36 PM
Maybe he's into humiliation.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #91 on: March 31, 2009, 03:58:59 PM
Ahhhh ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #92 on: March 31, 2009, 04:26:30 PM
Quote from: tricky on March 27, 2009, 01:39:50 AM
...can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing???"

so, uh...  what WAS he doing?

I mean, I've NEVER been in a sexual situation where I was asked "what are you doing???"
« Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 04:27:36 PM by eitje »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #93 on: March 31, 2009, 04:54:21 PM
Quote from: eitje on March 31, 2009, 04:26:30 PM
Quote from: tricky on March 27, 2009, 01:39:50 AM
...can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing???"

so, uh...  what WAS he doing?

I mean, I've NEVER been in a sexual situation where I was asked "what are you doing???"

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #94 on: March 31, 2009, 04:56:56 PM
"surprise! it's in your bum!"
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #95 on: March 31, 2009, 04:59:29 PM
"What are you doing"? really means "Why the fuck are you trying to undress me when I just said I wasn't going to have sex with you?"
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #96 on: March 31, 2009, 05:07:24 PM
this sounds less retarded and more traumatising.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #97 on: March 31, 2009, 05:09:04 PM
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #98 on: March 31, 2009, 05:09:37 PM
yep, looks pretty traumatic.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #99 on: March 31, 2009, 05:58:19 PM
That made me laugh ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #100 on: April 01, 2009, 03:05:55 AM
premature ejaculation from dry humping and dirty talk? you fuckin' with high school boys or somethin'? you lemme know when you want a man friend.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #101 on: April 01, 2009, 04:40:32 AM
hahaha
« Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 04:40:45 AM by Mosh »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #102 on: April 01, 2009, 07:27:48 AM
Quote from: beeyot on April 01, 2009, 03:05:55 AM
you lemme know when you want a man friend.

Yes please!
« Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 07:28:08 AM by tricky »
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #103 on: April 01, 2009, 01:54:23 PM
I just phoned this dude that's about a mile up the street; he saw that coming as well ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #104 on: April 01, 2009, 11:22:01 PM
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #105 on: April 02, 2009, 12:53:21 AM
Overused.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #106 on: April 03, 2009, 05:42:07 AM
I have to say that I can relate to this thread.  When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants.  I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #107 on: April 03, 2009, 06:45:32 AM
That happened to me once.

I was 11.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #108 on: April 03, 2009, 06:45:57 AM
I didn't know that actually happened.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #109 on: April 03, 2009, 06:47:27 AM
Maybe your nuts are non-functional due to excessive drug use.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #110 on: April 03, 2009, 06:52:33 AM
Maybe???
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #111 on: April 03, 2009, 06:53:40 AM
Yeah seriously, they probably are partially defective. 
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #112 on: April 03, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on April 03, 2009, 05:42:07 AM
I have to say that I can relate to this thread.  When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants.  I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.

I'm glad this story wasn't about me.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #113 on: April 03, 2009, 03:42:20 PM
The girl you were with at that time doesn't post here ...
YET ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #114 on: April 03, 2009, 07:45:35 PM
Often, I wish I could finish prematurely.

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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #115 on: April 03, 2009, 08:19:07 PM
try dry-humping someone that's still in their clothes?
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #116 on: April 03, 2009, 08:59:21 PM
Like tricky.
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #117 on: April 04, 2009, 04:47:12 AM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #118 on: April 04, 2009, 07:22:53 AM
well, you know, there are the less observant out there...
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Re: I just went on the most retarded date ever Reply #119 on: April 04, 2009, 07:57:47 AM
huh? Who?
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