Maybe he's into humiliation.

Ahhhh ...

...can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing???"

so, uh...  what WAS he doing?

I mean, I've NEVER been in a sexual situation where I was asked "what are you doing???"

...can't do that, yeah I like that. What are you doing???"

so, uh...  what WAS he doing?

I mean, I've NEVER been in a sexual situation where I was asked "what are you doing???"

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

"surprise! it's in your bum!"

"What are you doing"? really means "Why the fuck are you trying to undress me when I just said I wasn't going to have sex with you?"

this sounds less retarded and more traumatising.

yep, looks pretty traumatic.

That made me laugh ...

premature ejaculation from dry humping and dirty talk? you fuckin' with high school boys or somethin'? you lemme know when you want a man friend.

hahaha

you lemme know when you want a man friend.

Yes please!

I just phoned this dude that's about a mile up the street; he saw that coming as well ...

Overused.

I have to say that I can relate to this thread.  When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants.  I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.

That happened to me once.

I was 11.

I didn't know that actually happened.

Maybe your nuts are non-functional due to excessive drug use.

Maybe???

Yeah seriously, they probably are partially defective. 

I have to say that I can relate to this thread.  When I was younger I went home with this guy and as we were making out he came in his pants.  I thought it was a joke, but it wasn't.. It was REAL LIFE.

I'm glad this story wasn't about me.

The girl you were with at that time doesn't post here ...
YET ...

Often, I wish I could finish prematurely.

try dry-humping someone that's still in their clothes?

Like tricky.

well, you know, there are the less observant out there...

huh? Who?