So...

let me get this all straight.

You're a Viking dude
rofl

No. Vikings didn't wear horns on their helms. That's hollywood.

The Norse however practiced something called the blood eagle. They would take a battle axe and cut the ribs free from either side of the spine on the upper back, pull out the lungs on either side like wings and nail them to the wall. Before you died.

Too cool...

Current SEX thoughts, Zoomie...?

No. Vikings didn't wear horns on their helms. That's hollywood.

The Norse however practiced something called the blood eagle. They would take a battle axe and cut the ribs free from either side of the spine on the upper back, pull out the lungs on either side like wings and nail them to the wall. Before you died.

Too cool...

...and then beat off in the victim's face.

Happy?

Doesn't matter if he did. They're on 3 different hard drives now.

You don't save people pics from their facebook, do you?

I bet he even saved the pictures I asked him not to save.

Probably.

He's probably going to sneak into our room in Japan and take pictures of us sleeping too.

Yes he is because I paid him to do that.

Fuck, I'd do that for free...

I think we want proof since they are being cutesy and dancing around the fact that she probably trussed him, gag-balled him and fisted him to the shoulder.

No. Vikings didn't wear horns on their helms. That's hollywood.

The Norse however practiced something called the blood eagle. They would take a battle axe and cut the ribs free from either side of the spine on the upper back, pull out the lungs on either side like wings and nail them to the wall. Before you died.

Too cool...

...and then beat off in the victim's face.

Happy?

Wikipedia suggests that this act is a myth either created or embellished upon by the Christians. Don't say we never did anything for you.

Wikipedia is often known for being full of shit.

Wikipedia is often known for being full of shit.

As are you! 

Yes but few people quote me as factual.

that science fair pic is the highlight of my week

new wallpaper to replace fag hitler. sweet.

Yes but few people quote me as factual.

That's a fact.

At least I only confuse dates and cities...

Yes but few people quote me as factual.

That's a fact.

I'm exceptionally proud of the humor inherent in this quote.  If Doormouse was still around, he'd get it.

No, I got it. I set you up for it, didn't I?

No, I got it. I set you up for it, didn't I?

I don't know.  DID you?

Mmmmm Gianna Michaels...

 

A friend of mine has tits just like that. And they move about the same, too.

Oh ...

Uhm ....
Just ....

You know, the school project pic made me laugh out loud ...

The dude/chick i met had bigger boobs, not too big, not big old balloons, flapping about,

but nice little boobs, that felt really nice, and the nibbles were, nibbleable.

For a little dude, he had a HUGE cock, and i wasn't sure why he'd want to let that go,

but it was his choice, and i didn't ask.

But he was gorgeous ~ i thought he was female, tbh.  i thought it was going to be a 2 female 3-some, but that was something else, to be able to play with his boobs, and suck his cock while his b/f fucked him.

Man, i've seen too much, and the thing is?  Most of it doesn't disgust me, as much as make me sorry, that folks think they have to change themselves up, to that extent, from what they were made to be.

i just don't get it, i'm afraid.  i can empathize, but i could never be there, you know?

Some of you are really fucked... and not in a good way.

Yer just jealous.

Yer just jealous.

Yeah, I know.

*Rubbing hands together*

Guys, I wasn't even going to throw this out there until the time is right, but I am working on something that is going to blow the pictures of my cloned-cock, and then my real-cock with "love homeless-joe" written on it, out of the water.

What I have planned will be talked about for the rest of your lives. Oh man. You all will just have to remain wet with anticipation until the time is right.

Prick/Pussy Teaser!