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Current SEX thoughts(Read 498593 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1380 on: September 22, 2009, 11:08:00 AM
He's on the right track.

If my current relationship doesn't work out I'm telling you what, I'm not dealing with any more shit from women. At all. The only good part of a relationship is the part before she starts trying to change you and make you start doing things her way. In the future, the second a woman tells me I should put the cups here and the plates there I know it's time to dump her ass and move on to the next one.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1381 on: September 22, 2009, 01:15:57 PM
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« Last Edit: October 01, 2009, 10:58:43 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1382 on: September 22, 2009, 03:22:28 PM
when I think of you, krsna, I think "too sensitive".

Hahaha seriously!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1383 on: September 22, 2009, 03:51:11 PM
i heard someone somewhere sometime in the recent past say something to the effect of "a woman marries a man hoping to change him. a man marries a woman hoping she'll never change." hearing accounts of some friends' marriages, i've definitely seen this statement in action, on both sides. i, personally, can't imagine marrying someone (or being with someone for an extended relationship) whom i'd want to inherently change. i surely wouldn't want someone to feel that way about me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1384 on: September 22, 2009, 05:39:13 PM
I'm the kind of girl that wakes up after a night of passion, turns to the guy, and says, "hey isn't it about time you get out of here?  I got shit to do."  Also, when I have had boyfriends, they are the clingy ones.  The only two things I have ever nagged about in a relationship is cleaning the fuck up after yourself and over indulging in porn.  If you don't know how to clean after yourself then you can stay at your place and if you don't fuck me every day because you are a lazy bastard who would rather yank it then, don't bother comin' round my way anymore.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1385 on: September 22, 2009, 06:03:34 PM
It seems I'm like the polar opposite to you guys.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1386 on: September 22, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
We should cuddle.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1387 on: September 22, 2009, 08:14:08 PM
*shudder*
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1388 on: September 22, 2009, 08:24:28 PM
I don't mind hanging out all the time if it's something like, "let's read books in the same room!" or if she wants to watch TV while I lift weights in the basement, or something like that.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1389 on: September 22, 2009, 08:43:25 PM
It seems I'm like the polar opposite to you guys.

Wait, you're 16, live at home with no job, no rent & no chores. Your parents probably screen your friends. Of course you're polar opposites from most people here. From what I've gathered, I had the closest upbringing to what you're enjoying now.

Just don't get pregnant, most other mistakes you can recover from.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1390 on: September 22, 2009, 09:10:27 PM
Tru dat
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1391 on: September 22, 2009, 09:14:58 PM
I don't mind hanging out all the time if it's something like, "let's read books in the same room!" or if she wants to watch TV while I lift weights in the basement, or something like that.

That's the key. Find someone who enjoys similar things to you, who also understands that sometimes people need to do things seperately. I have no trouble at all spending a shitload of time with Amy, since we do stuff like go to the gym and work out, smoke weed and drink, watch football and yell at the TV, etc.

Just don't get pregnant, most other mistakes you can recover from.

Worth repeating.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1392 on: September 22, 2009, 09:20:06 PM
Don't your parents care that you are out by yourself at night?!?

Well I'm already pregnant, what other kind of shenanigans could I possibly get into?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1393 on: September 22, 2009, 09:24:11 PM
Hahahahaha... Juno. Nice.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1394 on: September 22, 2009, 10:16:39 PM
 I like to do things like pretend to read while she writes and I am really just staring at the curve of her ass+thigh exposed by her long legs being drawn up beyond what an old Skinny Puppy t-shirt can conceal.

 Also, violent sex and hallucinogens.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1395 on: September 22, 2009, 11:10:44 PM
I didn't like Juno, but that line is pretty funny.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1396 on: September 22, 2009, 11:11:33 PM
I like to do things like pretend to read while she writes and I am really just staring at the curve of her ass+thigh exposed by her long legs being drawn up beyond what an old Skinny Puppy t-shirt can conceal.

 Also, violent sex and hallucinogens.

You sound like you'd totally get along with these girls I talk to.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1397 on: September 23, 2009, 01:05:58 AM
The thought scares me.  But, I am pretty certain she is getting to the point where she wants to know what "we are". Next week it'll be 5 months. It's also her birthday next week. I like my alone-time, and I don't want her to get all annoying if I do officially lay it out and tell her I'd like to be boy/girlfriend. Just because I tell her I want to be boy/girlfriend doesn't mean I want to spend every waking hour with her. Also, about two months ago she said one of the things she really likes about me is that I am not clingy. That is what I like about her too.

do all men think that women equate relationships with spending every goddamn waking moment together?

and if so, where did they get this dumb idea from?

it's just. not. true. at all. i don't really want to see any one person more than 3 or 4 days a week. i have to see my coworkers 5 days a week but not by choice. if i were in a relationship spending 3, sometimes 4 days or nights (whatever) together would be ideal. then, after we have been together for a while, maybe that amount could increase if both parties felt that way.

glad to be bagman's voice of reason, since he hasn't any.

2-3 times a week max for me, unless I guess, we're seriously serious and moving in together. I prefer once a week, or once every couple of weeks. I don't want us seeing each other to become mundane, and routine. I think keeping your space is healthy. In 5 months there hasn't been anything even resembling a fight, and neither of us have even been mildly annoyed at each other. It's all been good. That my friends, is because I know how to keep my space and we always look forward to seeing each other.

It's worked. This year I am 3 for 3 with the women I have dated. It was me who broke it off with "J" and it was me who broke it off with that uber-bossy Mexican girl I took on a few dates (who then proceeded to barrage me with texts, and wanted me to come back to her place) early this year, and now my current cutie is enthralled by me, and I her. So obviously whatever I have learned since the end of last year -- it's worked great. 100% of the time. It is no longer me getting ditched or kicked to the curb. I am doing the kicking. A lot of it is confidence, from overcoming the fear of the unknown.

Not really. If I have no more molloscum bumps, I am not contagious. They only transfer on skin-to-skin contact with bumps or from a towel, etc. that has the infection on it. I have no more bumps - and yes I check every night after my shower, thoroughly! I have also been washing my towels and sheets multiple times a week.

But that's not a definitive answer.  It's just you playing by whatever rulebook you think applies.

It's not a medical test, where "positive" is bad and "negative" is good.

If I were a blind man and had to feel around for bumps like some book written in braille, sure I might be nervous about missing one. Molloscum is very easily seen, and if I don't see it, it's not there.  All the doctor would do is look around my groin area JUST like I am doing - his eyes are no better than mine (with glasses), so why waste a co-pay and ignore the obvious.

considering how much time he's logged here, especially recounting his sexual (and non-) escapades, you'd think bagman might take a look at the core group of female posters and how we view our current and/or past relationships in forming an opinion of what women really want.

which of us has ever given him cause to believe women are clingy and obsessive and difficult to handle after hearing words like 'monogamy' or 'relationship' or even 'fisticuffs' for that matter? instead it seems he's lazily content to remain ignorant and rely solely on stereotypes of the supposed type of girlfriend that not only has he never had, but i believe is becoming more extinct as time goes by (or as these girls mature into young women, more likely).

Oh because that would be the smart thing to do, right? I would be basing my opinion on complete dysfunctionality. None of ye girls with an Anti-social lineage are right in the head.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1398 on: September 23, 2009, 01:15:36 AM
That'll do, Donkey.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1399 on: September 23, 2009, 03:24:08 AM
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It's worked. This year I am 3 for 3 with the women I have dated.

 I... I guess, if your goals were, "Failed relationships with desperate women from Craigslist."
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1400 on: September 23, 2009, 03:25:46 AM
OKC
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1401 on: September 23, 2009, 06:02:19 AM
CST-  I love being in college with a bunch of 18-23 year old boys.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1402 on: September 23, 2009, 06:28:27 AM
None of ye girls with an Anti-social lineage are right in the head.

See? I knew it wasn't just me...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1403 on: September 23, 2009, 07:31:04 AM
A-S girls scare me.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1404 on: September 23, 2009, 07:36:43 AM
L-G girls excite me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1405 on: September 23, 2009, 07:40:08 AM
As a whole they don't, but some have potential.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1406 on: September 23, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
Oh because that would be the smart thing to do, right? I would be basing my opinion on complete dysfunctionality. None of ye girls with an Anti-social lineage are right in the head.

ok, go right ahead and date this girl for who knows how long. i'm sure it will end with you dumping her again when the R word comes up, and that = success. if you truly believe that you are more of a fucknut than originally thought.

why are we not right in the head? we are the ones who have had real, loving relationships and lost our virginities at a normal age. you have not and did not.

all you know about me is the stupid shit i post on here. not really very indicative of the real me.

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It's worked. This year I am 3 for 3 with the women I have dated.

 I... I guess, if your goals were, "Failed relationships with desperate women from Craigslist."

lolz
« Last Edit: September 23, 2009, 09:53:02 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1407 on: September 23, 2009, 11:14:30 AM
It seems I'm like the polar opposite to you guys.

Wait, you're 16, live at home with no job, no rent & no chores. Your parents probably screen your friends. Of course you're polar opposites from most people here. From what I've gathered, I had the closest upbringing to what you're enjoying now.

Just don't get pregnant, most other mistakes you can recover from.

I have chores, just not daily ones. And no, my parents do not screen my friends.
They're not 'don't see this person' kinda parents, they're 'don't see anyone' kinda parents.

But yeah, you're right.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1408 on: September 23, 2009, 12:31:16 PM
sometimes there's nothing more peacefully pleasant than reading a book or magazine, or balancing my checkbook, while my boyfriend plays left for dead or fiddles around with his hard drives (or whatever all those black boxes are near his computer). even the screams of video game folk getting mauled by zombies can't disrupt the ease that is being around someone constantly and yet not having to always be talking or touching or paying attention to one another. a slight touch or wink or smile every time one of us passes the other is enough to remind us we are enjoying each other's company.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1409 on: September 23, 2009, 12:55:21 PM
Hip, I think you should give him head while he vanquishes the undead!
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.