Another man law was broken at work yesterday. While I was at the urinal, pissing with my cock in hand, a guy I casually know walks in grabs and rubs my shoulders while asking me, "Everything going alright?"

hmm, either you sometimes piss without your cock in your hand OR you and Kyle have something in common... which would explain the guys actions.

Dude, are you high?

Another man law was broken at work yesterday. While I was at the urinal, pissing with my cock in hand, a guy I casually know walks in grabs and rubs my shoulders while asking me, "Everything going alright?"

what I was getting at... why mention he had his cock in his hand unless he sometimes does it without it in his hand blahblahblah.


And no, I'm not high, I'm in text... sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.

Ahhhh, sorry then ...
I didn't mean to ruin your joke ...

Carry on ...

Sometimes I swing it side to side and watch the pissfall from over the top of Mt Urinal into Cake Bay.

I didn't mean to ruin your joke ...

He makes jokes?  If so, I don't get any of them.

Well, he IS Australian ...

CST

Men will put up with just about ANYTHING if the bitch gives good head ...

Always and forever my hero...

Has it ever been established whether decapitated women give good head?
Just wondering..

Wit is not something that comes to just anyone OriginalRessotaspiksMan, just remember that.

this thread does not give me wood.

I went to this today.

meh

I bought some new fun owie things today. yaaaay!

I went to this today.

meh

not enough titties

I bought some new fun owie things today. yaaaay!

haedbangin' points

I went to this today.

meh

not enough titties

There were plenty of titties... even uncovered ones.

bullshit, nice sig.

Wit is not something that comes to just anyone OriginalRessotaspiksMan, just remember that.

Seriously.

Men will put up with just about ANYTHING if the bitch gives good head ...

Always and forever my hero...

Thank you; I actually had to tell Allie this the other day ...
I'll explain why later ...

I bought some new fun owie things today. yaaaay!

Ok, share, please; you know you wanna ...

I miss sex. A lot. Like a lot a lot.

I think i might become a crazy cat lady with a banging sex toy collection. 

I miss sex. A lot. Like a lot a lot.

I think i might become a crazy cat lady with a banging sex toy collection. 

Why aren't you getting it?

I miss sex. A lot. Like a lot a lot.

I think i might become a crazy cat lady with a banging sex toy collection. 

Why aren't you getting it?

I broke up with my boyfriend of 10 years a few months ago and i'm too socially awkward to find someone else.

Put yourself out there, be crazy, you'll find someone as crazy as you.  You just have to let it come naturally.

Or, there's always Zoomie ...

Or, there's always Zoomie ...

I could use a sugar daddy.

I don't think he has any money.

I'm a self-employed world traveler and a dedicated socialist. Money is overrated.

I'm an employed world traveler and a dedicated hedonist. Money is useful.