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One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I  awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1980 on: November 26, 2009, 08:33:27 PM
Quote from: Daddy on November 26, 2009, 10:12:39 AM
Another man law was broken at work yesterday. While I was at the urinal, pissing with my cock in hand, a guy I casually know walks in grabs and rubs my shoulders while asking me, "Everything going alright?"

hmm, either you sometimes piss without your cock in your hand OR you and Kyle have something in common... which would explain the guys actions.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2009, 08:36:08 PM by banal »
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1981 on: November 26, 2009, 08:55:52 PM
Dude, are you high?

Quote from: Daddy on November 26, 2009, 10:12:39 AM
Another man law was broken at work yesterday. While I was at the urinal, pissing with my cock in hand, a guy I casually know walks in grabs and rubs my shoulders while asking me, "Everything going alright?"
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1982 on: November 26, 2009, 09:00:58 PM
what I was getting at... why mention he had his cock in his hand unless he sometimes does it without it in his hand blahblahblah.


And no, I'm not high, I'm in text... sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1983 on: November 26, 2009, 09:07:18 PM
Ahhhh, sorry then ...
I didn't mean to ruin your joke ...

Carry on ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1984 on: November 26, 2009, 09:23:04 PM
Sometimes I swing it side to side and watch the pissfall from over the top of Mt Urinal into Cake Bay.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1985 on: November 26, 2009, 10:32:35 PM
Quote from: Thrash on November 26, 2009, 09:07:18 PM
I didn't mean to ruin your joke ...

He makes jokes?  If so, I don't get any of them.



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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1986 on: November 26, 2009, 11:14:00 PM
Well, he IS Australian ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1987 on: November 27, 2009, 05:10:51 AM
CST

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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1988 on: November 27, 2009, 09:19:43 AM
Quote from: Thrash on November 26, 2009, 08:31:11 PM
Men will put up with just about ANYTHING if the bitch gives good head ...

Always and forever my hero...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1989 on: November 27, 2009, 07:17:55 PM
Has it ever been established whether decapitated women give good head?
Just wondering..
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1990 on: November 27, 2009, 10:04:24 PM
Wit is not something that comes to just anyone OriginalRessotaspiksMan, just remember that.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1991 on: November 28, 2009, 02:28:14 AM
this thread does not give me wood.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1992 on: November 28, 2009, 02:32:40 AM
I went to this today.

meh
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1993 on: November 28, 2009, 02:34:15 AM
I bought some new fun owie things today. yaaaay!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1994 on: November 28, 2009, 02:34:47 AM
Quote from: Mosh on November 28, 2009, 02:32:40 AM
I went to this today.

meh

not enough titties
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1995 on: November 28, 2009, 02:35:22 AM
Quote from: tricky on November 28, 2009, 02:34:15 AM
I bought some new fun owie things today. yaaaay!

haedbangin' points
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1996 on: November 28, 2009, 02:36:14 AM
Quote from: Libertine on November 28, 2009, 02:34:47 AM
Quote from: Mosh on November 28, 2009, 02:32:40 AM
I went to this today.

meh


not enough titties

There were plenty of titties... even uncovered ones.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1997 on: November 28, 2009, 02:38:08 AM
bullshit, nice sig.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1998 on: November 28, 2009, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on November 27, 2009, 10:04:24 PM
Wit is not something that comes to just anyone OriginalRessotaspiksMan, just remember that.


Seriously.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1999 on: November 28, 2009, 04:10:10 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on November 27, 2009, 09:19:43 AM
Quote from: Thrash on November 26, 2009, 08:31:11 PM
Men will put up with just about ANYTHING if the bitch gives good head ...

Always and forever my hero...

Thank you; I actually had to tell Allie this the other day ...
I'll explain why later ...

Quote from: tricky on November 28, 2009, 02:34:15 AM
I bought some new fun owie things today. yaaaay!

Ok, share, please; you know you wanna ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2000 on: November 28, 2009, 05:47:13 PM
I miss sex. A lot. Like a lot a lot.

I think i might become a crazy cat lady with a banging sex toy collection.  :-\
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2001 on: November 28, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Quote from: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 05:47:13 PM
I miss sex. A lot. Like a lot a lot.

I think i might become a crazy cat lady with a banging sex toy collection.  :-\

Why aren't you getting it?
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2002 on: November 28, 2009, 05:53:04 PM
Quote from: Libertine on November 28, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Quote from: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 05:47:13 PM
I miss sex. A lot. Like a lot a lot.

I think i might become a crazy cat lady with a banging sex toy collection.  :-\

Why aren't you getting it?

I broke up with my boyfriend of 10 years a few months ago and i'm too socially awkward to find someone else.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2003 on: November 28, 2009, 06:12:39 PM
Put yourself out there, be crazy, you'll find someone as crazy as you.  You just have to let it come naturally.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2004 on: November 28, 2009, 06:35:09 PM
Or, there's always Zoomie ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2005 on: November 28, 2009, 06:48:11 PM
Quote from: Thrash on November 28, 2009, 06:35:09 PM
Or, there's always Zoomie ...

I could use a sugar daddy.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2006 on: November 28, 2009, 07:19:06 PM
I don't think he has any money.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2007 on: November 28, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2008 on: November 28, 2009, 09:23:51 PM
I'm a self-employed world traveler and a dedicated socialist. Money is overrated.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2009 on: November 28, 2009, 10:23:59 PM
I'm an employed world traveler and a dedicated hedonist. Money is useful.
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