Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on September 21, 2009, 10:01:33 PM
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...sometime this week. She likes blood, zombies, & heroin and wants me to serenade her with Danzig songs. <3
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Heroin bad!
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I know!
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Wait, what?
So, yer gonna be visited by a 15 year old heroin addict?
Trying to trade up on your disease(s), man?
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15? She's my age. And she's not a CURRENT heroin addict......but she does have needles and wants to shoot some speed with me which I know none of you will approve of.
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So, she's gonna hang with a true druggie and not want to give in to the bliss that is addiction?
I'm not buying it ...
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Little doe he realize that he will be the one who pays for her addiction when her brother/father/male friend/love-struck ex finds out she's hanging with a user who lets her use.
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I thought of that too, however, I didn't wanna piss on his parade (yet) ...
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I don't give a fuck if she uses. People can do what they want. And if it includes doing drugs with me, it's not my fault that someone has a weakness for the needle.
Oh, she has no family or exes here. She's from Baltimore.
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In all honestly Dylan:
1- If her family aren't total wastes of skin, they will fucking get in a car and drive up there to hand you your ass.
2- With that attitude, if someone who actually loved her were to kill you for not just enabling, but encouraging her do to that shit, and I mean really real-real kill you dead, I wouldn't blame them in the least.
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Feh. I really don't care.
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Don't make the mistake of thinking I'm arguing morals with you, Dylan; I know better than to argue morals with someone who has none.
Just don't go thinking your apathy and solipsism will protect you, or that anyone will sympathize with you over whatever consequences you may face.
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Please don't shoot speed Dylan. Come on, it's the worst thing possible to shoot. Don't shoot heroin either. It's fucking dumb. Also, don't shoot heroin with her because if she is willing to shoot heroin with someone off of okcupid then she will do it with anyone who will buy it for her. My friend Roger gave himself a hot shot the other day because his brain cancer came back. It just proves to me why life has value. You aren't sick, so don't hang out with someone who could fuck that all up for you.
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I thought this thread was going to be about Dylan's period.
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Are you going to borrow that other chick's dildo for date night?
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I should.
Oh, and I'm not buying anyone fucking drugs. I can barely afford to buy myself drugs.
And yeah, I don't think I could shoot up H with a known addict. For serial.
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You aren't sick, so don't hang out with someone who could fuck that all up for you.
Dude, seriously. You know you love to get high, why fuck up your current highs of choice by upping the ante to shooting something?
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i thought you were all about pot now?
you say you wouldn't be willing to shoot H with a user... would you consider shooting H otherwise? don't be a retard.
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Dude, if she wasn't looking for someone to do harold with, then why would she tell you she loves it?
Use your brain man.
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I'm torn between obvious red flags here, but also potential for great entertainment. I can't be an objective commentator. I say bring on the Horse.
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Hahahaha. <3 Libertine. You guys get all FOR SERIAL and he's all "entertain me".
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If she loved heroin that much, she never would have left Baltimore.
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No shit. You can get it anywhere, even delivered to your door.
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She knew someone on every corner, apparently.
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I don't stick my dick in dumb or addicts. That's just me. You may like it.
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Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?
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Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?
Because this post is in the Sex forum and not the General forum.
Harry Potter book on her bed.
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Not to mention that sex and drugs are in tandem like chloroform and a good time.
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Harry Potter book on her bed.
Hahaha good spotting!
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Hahaha good spotting!
All the teenage girls are saying that.
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Dylan you may find the Baltimore accent more than you can bear. It grates on my nerves like the Long Island Hausfrau whine.
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Aw, c'mon hon!
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People aren't exactly subtle about selling dope or coke in Baltimore. The prostitutes are pretty brazen, too. I guess it's pretty easy when the cops stick to the harbor so people don't get their pockets picked when they come to see the Orioles/Ravens.
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Dylan you may find the Baltimore accent more than you can bear. It grates on my nerves like the Long Island Hausfrau whine.
Speaking of horrible Baltimore accents, I made the mistake of going to some diner in Glen Burnie at 2:30 in the morning recently. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.
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So if/when I make it up to Baltimore at some point, getting some good weed shouldn't be a problem?
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So if/when I make it up to Baltimore at some point, getting some good weed shouldn't be a problem?
I don't have a palate for quality, since I just get really, really high, listen to records, and stare at the wall/ceiling on the occasions that I smoke.
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Oh hell no, never a problem.
Hahahaha Emp has discovered The Honey Bee!
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Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?
Because this post is in the Sex forum and not the General forum.
Harry Potter book on her bed.
This is the sex/gossip forum. I wouldn't feel right talking about this stuff in Discontempt.
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Post the link to your OKCupid profile.
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Post a link to YOUR profile.
Yeah so I just got off the phone with this chick, talked for hours, things sounds good. The best thing I heard all night: "I got the Gardasil shot"
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I would but too many of the girls here are on the site.
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So? What are you afraid of?
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the girls here
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Heh, he's afraid of the girls.
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Needles are really bad. I guess thats all I have to say about that.
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Why thank you for informing us. Do you know of any other things that are bad? Rape? Devil worship, maybe? I'd love to hear if you think they are bad or not.
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Women with chronic vaginosis. The Pet Shop Boys. Laptops from WalMart. Not paying back a loanshark. Putting dirty things in your urethra.
I'll come back later.
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I have to agree with all of those.
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I have to agree with all of those.
Why thank you for informing us. Do you know of any other things that are bad? Rape Showers? Devil worship public education, maybe? I'd love to hear if you think they are bad or not.
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What? Is that supposed to be some kind of joke about me not showering or being educated? Whatever your point, you completely fell flat.
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it's more a joke about how you slammed tru for letting us know what HE thought about a thing, then proceeded to let us know what YOU thought about a thing.
The bolded items were unnecessary.
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That's enough out of you eitje.
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Pet Shop Boys
Disagree.
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Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?
Yeah so I just got off the phone with this chick, talked for hours, things sounds good. The best thing I heard all night: "I got the Gardasil shot"
She knew someone on every corner, apparently.
So, she "barters"?
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You pussies. I had no qualms about posting my OkCupid profile.
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Rape is quite often bad
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unless youre krsna
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ATTN: I got mad laid several times, ate pussy, and got my dick sucked, all while being high on DXM with this chick who has turned out to be particularly fucking awesome (as in she seems like she could be my soul mate). We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo. Fucking awesome.
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We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo.
Poor old geezers, are never going to have a chance against your viral shedding.
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(as in she seems like she could be my soul mate)
You mean like the last one?
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No, this chick is way different. She can put up with me.
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We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo.
Missed this the first time around.
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Our as in my father and I.
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or the next one.
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Wow, Dylan got laid. The times, they are a changin'. Her being a heroin addict reminds me of the day I left SF to move back to Austin. I hooked up with my on again off again 19 year old love interest who took me to the beach and had sex with me all night there. The best part was when I was riding him and he let me do a shot at the same time.
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No, this chick is way different. She can put up with me.
He forgets that you're invincible on drugs. Also that needy pathetic women, particularly drug addicts, will tolerate anything until they get the hook set firmly in your mouth.
I mean... Congratulations buddy!
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This basically has the makings of a Category 5 episode of Jerry Springer.
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We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo.
Poor old geezers, are never going to have a chance against your viral shedding.
bagman said something funny!
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Blah blah blah, only time can tell.
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Correction: Time and labwork.
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Heh.
She's super tight. Labwork 101
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You know Gardisil take a little time to work; it's also NOT totally proven in complete effectiveness ...
Erm ...
I mean... Congratulations buddy!
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She gave me a surprise visit today, which I normally hate, but was so happy to see her and vice versa. Things are looking unusually spectacular in our future. We are getting really close and quickly falling for each other. She lives a little far away, this seems to be the biggest problem. I've actually never felt this way about someone in my life and the feelings actually seem to be mutual. Crazy how shit happens.
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I wonder how long it will take her to find a drugie with a job and ditch your ass.
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:)
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I got to say that I stuck around with some dirty bitches before because the sex was just THAT good. Maybe he's actually got skills... Or maybe she's just a drug addict trying to keep her heart rate up. It could be any number of scenarios, but I'm willing to lend(not give) the benefit of the doubt.
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I'll cover her smack habit for a year if you promise NOT to move here to Baltimore with her.
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She is currently clean from shooting H, FYI. Not only is she in love with my cock and my mad cunnilingus skills, but she is pretty much being everything I look for in a girl.
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She is currently clean from shooting H, FYI. Not only is she in love with my cock and my mad cunnilingus skills, but she is pretty much being everything I look for in a girl.
Alive and complicit in being drugged?
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I'll cover your rent for 6 months if you promise NOT to move here to Baltimore with her.
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She is currently clean from shooting H, FYI. Not only is she in love with my cock and my mad cunnilingus skills, but she is pretty much being everything I look for in a girl.
Alive and complicit in being drugged?
Among other things.
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I'll give you a 1996 Nissan pickup truck if you promise NOT to move here to Baltimore with her.
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I'll give you a 1996 Nissan pickup truck if you promise NOT to move here to Baltimore with her.
Does he even have a license?
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Yes, but it's expired. I need a new one.
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I would take the deal, Dylan.
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Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.
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Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.
I'll send you $20 for a full frontal nude shot...as long as we are sending offers out.
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I counter tricky's offer with 3 bottles of Robitussin and a partial package or Oreo Doublestuff.
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Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.
No way, that's worth more.....like a hardcore sex vid of yourself in HD. If I could get that, I'll be Zoomie's new nosy neighbor by the next day.
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Yeah. I see you strolling through my front door saying "Hi Neighbor! I dropped over to borrow a cup of Benzedrine..."
OK the idea is giving me shivers. Please stop.
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I smell sitcom! Or at least a shitty webisode.
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Benzedrine? Fuck, you're old.
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Would you say no if I had them?
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I would be impressed if you had some dusty Benzedrine inhalers lying around.
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Ha! Well there ya go. Who's old now?
Oh right. Me.
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Its weird. Part of me hopes this works out for Dylan. The rest of me sees a trainwreck.
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Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.
No way, that's worth more.....like a hardcore sex vid of yourself in HD. If I could get that, I'll be Zoomie's new nosy neighbor by the next day.
can i be clothed?
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Its weird. Part of me hopes this works out for Dylan. The rest of me sees a trainwreck.
What you want to happen and what you think will happen don't have to be the same.
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For some reason, I just can't stop laughing aloud ....
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I hope you get cancer and die, Thrash. L8t3rz
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It's not about you that I'm laughing; it's about the remarks in this thread ....
Believe it or not, I'm actually HAPPY for you; everyone deserves happiness, and I truly hope you have achieved it ...
You, druggie or not, are a good, caring guy at heart; and I've rewarded you for being as such, if you recall ....
I've ribbed you through the years, but I've always had some heart and respect for you ...
... even if only basic
Take what you have and run with it ...
I'm actually on your side ....
But the comments in this thread are funny; admit it ....
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I'm not happy for Dylan. Fat people don't deserve to mate.
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I'm not happy for Dylan. Fat people don't deserve to mate.
Ugly people don't deserve to live. Hang yourself.
Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.
No way, that's worth more.....like a hardcore sex vid of yourself in HD. If I could get that, I'll be Zoomie's new nosy neighbor by the next day.
can i be clothed?
Hmmm....*mental pictures*......if you make sure they are sexy clothes then you have yourself a deal.
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But the comments in this thread are funny; admit it ....
I just reread the entire thread, and I came up with this for funny:
I thought this thread was going to be about Dylan's period.
Are you going to borrow that other chick's dildo for date night?
Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?
Because this post is in the Sex forum and not the General forum.
Harry Potter book on her bed.
This basically has the makings of a Category 5 episode of Jerry Springer.
She is currently clean from shooting H, FYI. Not only is she in love with my cock and my mad cunnilingus skills, but she is pretty much being everything I look for in a girl.
Alive and complicit in being drugged?
Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.
Ha! Well there ya go. Who's old now?
Oh right. Me.
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I'm not happy for Dylan. Fat people don't deserve to mate.
Ugly people don't deserve to live. Hang yourself.
I'll hang myself after I cut a fat rope from your mid section.
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It's nice too see you being an example of how far our society has come when it comes to the subject of tolerance.
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I can tolerate fat people. I tolerate them for the comic relief.
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But John Candy and Chris Farley are dead. DEAD!
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Whoa ...
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As I always say, tolerance is just a nice way to say, "I hate you."
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Yeah, and I'd rather have someone politely tell me they hate me than be douche about it.
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I'm not happy for Dylan. Fat people don't deserve to mate.
:'(
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Fat girls give great head.
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For two reasons;
1) they HAVE TO
2) they're hungry
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I'm gonna borrow this, but only this time...
*nods*
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Fat girls give great head.
I beg to differ. I've had blowjobs from two larger women, and one skinny one and I'll tell ya. Thin is IN.
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Wow, a conclusion based on a pool of 3. ^5.
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hahahahaha ....
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Supposing you could even pull it off, a "fat rope" would be more like bungie, really. Comical, but essentially useless. Read into that as you may.
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I thought the same thing, however, I didn't want to dispell "teh funnah" ...
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
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Bagman, as a person who has gotten blowjobs from well over 150 women, let me say that like milkshakes, thicker is better.
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Wow, a conclusion based on a pool of 3. ^5.
OH BOY, I GET TO LINK TO SOMETHING ABOUT STATISTICS!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_(statistics) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_(statistics))
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sex drugs violence rape
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Wow, a conclusion based on a pool of 3. ^5.
OH BOY, I GET TO LINK TO SOMETHING ABOUT STATISTICS!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_(statistics) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_(statistics))
and now the pun... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_%28statistics%29#Non-response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampling_%28statistics%29#Non-response)
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Bagman, as a person who has gotten blowjobs from well over 150 women, let me say that like milkshakes, thicker is better.
true or not, then you have to watch a lumpy, jiggly lardass suck on your dick.
wouldn't it be nicer to look down and see a smokin' fit hottie looking up at you as she deep throats your cock, mascara just starting to run a little from her eyes? her tight little ass wiggling behind her, a sexy little pair of panties riding up in her crack as she jerks and sucks and licks your dick until you cum all over her pretty little face?
if i were a guy, i'd take the latter. although i'm guessing many of you chubby chasers don't have the luxury of choosiness in the matter of bedroom companions.
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I have had my share of thin, thick, and fat ladies, but when it comes to the blowjob, specifically, the thin chicks for the most part lacked in skill. A few were quite spectacular, but thicker ladies were usually more consistant.
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true or not, then you have to watch a lumpy, jiggly lardass suck on your dick.
I don't have to do anything but stay white and die someday. If it's too horrendous I just close my eyes and pretend it's you.
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if i were a guy, i'd take the latter.
Probably not, apparently.
I read something in the paper once, ages ago, about perfect sizes for women and men. Men actually liked women a size 10-12 whereas women liked women a size 8. (UK sizes btw, our lowest is a size 4 so i'm guessing it's size 6-8 and 4 for america). I don't have any sources or anything though, but it sounds right.
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I don't generally prefer women to look breakable, and I like women with tits and asses. Curves are sexy.
That said, I'm all about judging each girl by her appeal. And body-type is only one factor of many in how appealing a girl is to me.
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yep
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Brains and attitude are a big factor.
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Indeed. And a nice ass for plowing is good, too.
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Hence why black/partly black chicks are awesome.
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Brains and attitude are a big factor.
The absence of either is a big minus.
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Clitoral circumcision and an unbroken hymen are my two factors.
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You're such the traditionalist, Emp.
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Wow, a conclusion based on a pool of 3. ^5.
Pretty simple. You base your opinions on your experiences, I base mine on my experiences! Your opinion and conclusion are not the same as mine.
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I dont think the post field would allow me to quote all the opinions you have given on women.
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I don't think Kyle is allowed to give opinions on women, it's written somewhere.
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Nonono, it's that he's actually entitled to a limited amount of opinions now that he's getting a little;
... we should limited him previously
... or something like that
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I just had a thought; You could replace the word 'women' with 'normal'.
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It'd be a first, however, we strive to be groundbreaking ...
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Fact: Men love chubs.
Fact: Women hate everyone.
Fact: It's time for this chub to get laid.
All aboard the lump train, where this ass slaps you back!
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hahahaha ...
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Awwww YEAH!
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The truth hurts.
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Not if you do it right; you should know this, Sasha!
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Fact: Men love chubs.
Fact: Women hate everyone.
Fact: It's time for this chub to get laid.
All aboard the lump train, where this ass slaps you back!
Let's do this!
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So back to the topic at hand.....which one of you voted the last chick I was with as being crazy? Nah man, this girl is way crazier. But it's crazy love.
Besides, the sex is awesome.
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hey, does anyone else hear that ticking noise?
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it's louder than the heartbeat of the earth
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I cant remember which girl is which. I dont think it is important to know.
and egg, hes a drugie, the noise would be the sizzle from the cook - death by fumes or explosion.
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Look out Kyle. Danzy has you tied for STDs and is overtaking you in partners...
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Overtaking me in partners? How so?
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Are you, Dylan, high right now?
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What clued you in? Was it his lack of being able to coherently follow two simple sentences?
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It was meant to be irony. Obviously he was flyin...
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Wait... that was a fat joke, wasn't it?
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+1 to you, cat.
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What clued you in? Was it his lack of being able to coherently follow two simple sentences?
Bahahahaha! [tru]Posbaly![/tru]
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Don't cut the blue wire ...
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Grab the cat !
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I like beans?
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are you gassy?
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not really I was just trying to fit in here
what color panties are you wearing?
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light blue little cotton boyshorts to match my little light blue ankle socks.
[descendents] i don't wanna grow up... [/descendents]
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When ever she came into the hotel room she would strip off to her underwear.
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that must be a line from a descendents song i've never heard.
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I think I was sober.......wait, what?