that pussy sure is riding that pole!

Krapsna: Has anyone seen Kyle?
Eitje: Sasha did.  She beat him up and stole his Theramin.

what? that's weird, katie.

It's not rotting after you shove a beer can up its ass and cook it.

Mmmm.

That's right.  Australia passed a law regulating what can and can't be called a knife in 1993.

Dude, don't tell me you stood at a concert holding some chick's purse.

There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.

Ok.....Bagman is indirectly making me horny tonight.  I'm disturbed.  Stop it!

*Edit: Eitje, thanks for making my post look really bad.

i have definitely seen a video of a guy pulling his balls out of a woman's ass. it is awesome. awesomer when viewed backwards, though, because it looks like her asshole is sucking them in.

omg such a fucking amazing link!

im drunk as FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK right now and having a lot of fun with it

had half a bottle of bacardi red peach and a 40 of olde english.

Obviously, if this thread is entertaining you that much.

If anyone's going to tell me who is and is not a sharpie, I expect it to be Ian.

How about you just stick to identifying the rastafarians?

The things I've heard on the radio from the commentators on the right (the ones that are capable of semi-coherent thought, anyway) indicates she probably will be confirmed relatively easily.  The Hispanic issue serves as a poison pill - they can either deal with the angry Christian nazis on abortion by supporting her, or they can piss away the Latino vote by opposing her.  The smart ones are going to cross the religious right, since they're the weaker of the two groups.  And because no one Obama appoints is going to be satisfactory to the religious right anyway.

Also, I'd fuck her.

I AM BORED. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING COOL.

~suicide

bong

(fuck you and your stupid threads, seriously, fuck yourself)

I came so hard my legs were shaking.. and I swear Jesus entered the room and gave him a thumbs up.

i hear if you put balls over your eyes for 20 minutes a day it reduces wrinkles. is there anything balls can't do?!

i hear if you put balls over your eyes for 20 minutes a day it reduces wrinkles. is there anything balls can't do?!

Make Kyle a man.

You beat me to it!

Sry!

LOL as if it couldn't get any better..

hahahahaha ...

I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

I Guess I'll start adding 'em in ...

my town got burned down in the war, the bits that are left are pretty cool

Fucking Sauron.

!!!

Yepaking on this ussies of alcohls, i can't feel my hanjpds frim rolling ealier,  I rpaed the poor fucker with my borhken fingers. and being a fat ass.
 vI 've dranked to the boint  i don't care abou t wokring tomorooroow.  I'll happpen wheverive I come in,  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Yeah man, my best day at BJJ yet, followed by a bike ride.  And I followed it up with drunk posting because I tried to rehydrate with whiskey afterwards!

One broken finger and one still sore from being dislocated on my dominant hand, bruised ribs, and I destroyed the last guy I rolled with (who was about on par with me for time-in, instead of the more advanced guys I usually get stuck with).  I took mount 4 times, got an Eziekelle choke twice and an Americana once (I let him go the 4th time, because I knocked the ear ring out of his ear.  Who leaves an ear ring in while they're rolling?).  I'd never actually tried to get someone with an Eziekelle before, but it worked out because I can't grab with my right hand to try a cross choke.  I felt bad, though, because I got the Americana on the guy, cranked a tiny bit, thought he tapped and asked if he had.  He said no, so I took it a little more, he wouldn't tap, so I kept going, then he started yelling.

Overall, I just don't get fighting for sport ....
Meh ...

Overall, I just don't get fighting for sport ....
Meh ...

To each their own.  The only sports I really like are fighting and biking (solo only).  Probably because I don't like teams or working with others and I have aggression issues that generally aren't addressed.

I guess that makes sense, however, I just can't see hurting others, or getting huirt, with marks, and bruises, for "fun" ...
"To each their own" ...

I still can't look at this without dying laughing ...